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*toad voice* I’M A STAR

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when she does anything to it at all

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It's been a long day 😂 someone pass the rubber duck!

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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

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Their barbaric flowery prose vs our righteous calvino-inspired surrealist lit

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Sorry, babe, can’t sub for the next few years. Yeah, im not happy about it either… yeah, well.. no, apparently it’s very tone-deaf right now to have this kind of kink… yeah, we have to think about the political climate.

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when u get anxiety medication for the first time

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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we all got that one interest that all of our followers ignore in perfect sync no matter how much we post about it

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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I've only known Tiny Chef for 12 minutes and I've been crying for 11 of them. I commend the Tiny Chef animators for choosing violence

Tiny Chef needs your help

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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re