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I kinda wrote myself into a corner by doing super detailed posts every time I put out a song because the thing about that is, I got burnt out >.< not from making songs, I’m still making songs! In fact, I just made another one! But now it’s been like three songs since I last did a post and I feel guilty hahaha.

Well I don’t know, screw that! There’s only one more day left of Pride month and I made a Pride song so I’d better share it on the gay website or what am I doing, right? You need this and I need to give it to you.

So here you go! No actual post, just incoherent typing. KOBY PRIDE RAP is also called Gay Hair, Round Rims, and imo it kinda fucks. Especially if you’re a One Piece fan, trans, or a trans One Piece fan.

Hope you like it! Happy Pride!!!

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Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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bro do NOT get top surgery in utah

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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

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#this is incredible holy hell

You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

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(Original)

France: “Des bonbons ou un sort! I’ll cast a spell on you! I can shave your hair with magic too!” 🎃 Going all out for #Halloween 🎃 (Himaruya)

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Ok some more bullshit for twitter refugees who need to learn the Tumblr Etiquettetm

Change your blog icon. Do not leave it as Tumblr default bc you will be seen as bots. Also helps if you change your URL to something fandom related/unhinged. urls like sarah-x-lynn will cause people to think you are a bot and block you

There's no algorithm. Whatever pops up on your dash is yours to deal with. Unfollow/block people as you please.

Again, there's no algorithm. The content on this site is user-circulated. Abuse the reblog button.

Abuse the tags. If there's something you wanna say on a post but don't want to intrude, use the tags.

Follower numbers don't matter here

There's no character limit on posts or in blog descriptions. You can post the bee movie script 50 times if you want. Go ham

This isn't twitter or tik tok or whatever. There's no need to censor yourself. Outright admit you want to kill a us senator, no one will judge you.

If you're gonna trigger tag something, don't censor it. Don't use like #r/pe tw use #rape tw

Lastly, don't be a dick to people. Abuse the block button for all it's worth.

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A pretty healthy relationship, all things considered

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reblog to give a trans man a sword

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reasons i deserve a tail:

it would be cute

i can be even more autistic

i can express emotions without managing my facial expression

improvised weapon

girls can pull on it

can snuggle it when taking a nap

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hm. so when are we gonna discuss how the threat of social media addiction doubles down on autistic kids to the point where it's almost inevitable

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hm. so when are we gonna discuss how the threat of social media addiction doubles down on autistic kids to the point where it's almost inevitable

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if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this

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Hearthstone community, please.

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Tumblr culture is just realizing that no one will stop you from doing certain things

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Me in 5 years