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your image

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yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

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at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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you really cant go wrong by making Samson look a lil nasty

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Re: dramatically changing 19th century dress silhouettes, thinkin about the time a whaler finally came home from a 4 year voyage and was just like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON’ when reencountering hoop skirts.

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I am in the middle of negotations with Staff

To replace the Tumblr blue color

With mahogany wood panels

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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🌱🪽

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Ranni the witch

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🐿️

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it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)