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don and gog pt.5

It is time for the event of the week, no month, no year, no century, no….

Of all tIME!!!!!

iT is time for the dinner…that damn dinner…the blasted dinner…that uh dinner (think of another l8er)

Don: my palms are clammy, knees frail, arms are hefty.

Gog: what’s that on your sweater?

Don: dad’s minestrone

Megaind: inspects himself, you are all looking positively bad! (In a bad way) he says

Don - tears threatening to well: you…really think I’m the ugliest bell of the ball don’t you…

Megamind: I…didn’t mean…

Gog: (watches the intense scene with intensity, his body tense) something in his heart cries.

Grollo (whispers): …why are you criying?…

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Don and megmaind: WHAT!

Gog: …silently looks away

It seems no one is talking to each other…this dinner is not going to go well shit

Pixie: I am in my butler suit, are you are ready?

Fishmongy: rawww

Pixie: that’s right, no time to wait

Pixie leads them out into a fancish hall like I mean it’s ok I guess I can make it look better idk not really bothered it looks fine alright - it lOOKS NFUINE

Fishmongy wongy: spectacles fall of the ground

Everyne stares at it with tense intensity

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Suddenly, the dark and mysterious sound of heels clickity clanking against the floor is heard. These footsteps are measured…precise…demanding the utmost attention…demanding you listen to their rhythmic beats as you ponder who exactly is making the noises and why are they so important…𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵? you wonder...

Then…the sound of spectacles get crushed

Crush

Everyone: GASP!

Fishymongy wongy: …ra..w…

The ghost of them is shattered never to be replaced again. Their beloved spectacles are gone. The ones they always talk about. The ones they always wear. The ones they always mention…just gone…

The dude of the foot heel who smashed specs is revels,

𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺.

Empress of the universe: What’s up bitches?

...

No. This dinner is not going to go well at all.

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don and gog pt.4

The fouro enter the room in which the captain resides

Don: uh hello fellow aliens

Captain: who you callin alien?

Don: ah he means humans!


Captain: who you callin human?

Megamind: well they mean beings!

Captain: who you callin being oh actually yeah I guess we are you guys seems fine I trust you.

(Don gog and mega to the mind sigh in relief as their disguising efforts have paid off and have successfully fooled everyone)

Aleien no.1: what is this meeting about?

Captain: (sighs a lot like a lot) well we just got word…

Alien no.1: no… not….the word….

Captain: …I’m afraid so…

Don: I’m pretending to be concerned not the word…

gog: yes very good I hate the word…

Megamind: NO! NO! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS!

Captain: (is choking back tears at moving scene) I know!….I know… I didn’t want this….

pixie: yoU HAVE DRIVEN US TO THISSSSSSS!!!!!

Captain: calM DOWN BEAR!!!!

Tensions run high oh so high

Captain: yes…tomorrow night all of us are going…

gog: please don’t say be murdered

Don: please don’t say be killed

Megamind: please don’t say trying to catch rogue handsome hamsters and then enjoy a lovely warm night in the hotel with them where we can smother each other in delicious chocolate and sing ballads from our poetry books

-Everyone looks at him (maybe?? idk seems werid tbh)

Megathot: (gulps slowly) I would…oh so hate (licks lips seductively) that…

Don and gog: -what?

Megamind: ah- I mean…please don’t say trying to catch rogue handsome hamsters and then enjoy a lovely warm night in the hotel with them where we can smother each other in delicious chocolate and sing ballads from our poetry books

Don and gog: (shrug and agree) oh yeah alright that sounds fair

Captain: No…none of that… we’re going to have…

~They wait ;) ~

Captain: Dinner…

Aliane no.1: but not just any dinner. Dinner with the the the the empress of the universe!!!

With their minds pumping, their hearts racing, all they can think of, is how to keep chasing, the lie they have told, the lies they have teld, and how and why they will keep to upheld, the lie. That is.

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don and gog pt.3

Gog: um yeah ok…

Alein no.1: great! I’m so excited! Thank you! Yay!

Don: no problem…

(Alien no.1 walks over to trio)

Megamind: soo…what do you do for fun?

Don turns to megamind: what are you doing!!??!?!

Megamind: just trying to blend in…

Don: okay!!??!!

Alien no.1: well actually, I can show you if you want…

(Don gog and megamind all feel like they have to say yes)

Don gog and megamind: we feel we have to say yes.

Alien no1: Woohoo! Yeah! Perfect! Let’s go!

(Alien no.1 leads them through the ship and to a door that says ‘secret hideout)'

Alien no.1: it’s just through here (his eyes menacingly staring as he evil rubs his hands)

megamnid: …okay!

(They all go through the door)

Gog: breathes

Don: woooahhh

megamind: this is crayyayayzy!

Inside the room is filled is with is lots and lots and lots of bears.

Alien no.1: these are my friends

gog: how did you get so many earth bears here?

Alien no.1: because of magic? Duh?

Gog, don and megmaind: oh yeah, that’s fair.

A bear walks up to them

Alien no.1: this is pixie

Pixie: growls and smiles and then waves to them

gog: aw hi pixie!!!


Don: what a cutie!


Megamind: I don’t like how pixie is looking at you..

Don: are you jealous?

gog: why…would he…be jealous…?

Alien no2: and this bear is fishmonger because they love fish so much

fishmonger: no I dON’T!

Alien no.uhh??: oh silly, silly.

Everyone laughs

Alien no..: man you guys are cool, you can hang out here

Captain on loud speaker: everyone must report on deck

Alien no…?damn: ugh, we better go.

Don, gog and MEGAmind: can’t we stay with pixie and fishmonger?

Alien no…1!!: no…we can’t…

gogdonmegmaind: big audible gupls

And they all walk out, ready to see what the captain wants whilst don, gog and megaton fear for their lives.

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don and gog pt.2

Gog: where are we?

Don: I think we’re in a ship

Megamind: I was in a ship like this once, but much, much smaller

(Don wanted nothing more than to here the tragic tale of megaminds past but he cannot)

gog: we need to get out of here

Don: I think I have a plan

(Meganinf and gog wait to hear the plan and then don tells them

Don: we pretend to be the aliens and then we get off

(Megamind nods and loves the plan.)

gog: hold on-

Megamind: what?

Gog: why were we here in the first place?

Don: good question-

Megamind: -no reason!

Sus

Don: ok I found these alien clothes, put these on and try to blend in.

gog: takes clothes

Megmaind: thanks

)They all put their clothes on and start walking around the ship(

Alien no.1: oi you three!

They all stop, stunned, scared, shaking.

Alien no.1: where are you three going?

(Slowly they all turn around and come face to face with a h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ alien guard.)

Mogamind to everyone: don’t worry I will handle this just stay cool they won't know we don't belong

Mogamind to everyone: hello fellow alien! We were just out for a lovely strool!

Don: chuckles it’s stroll.

megmaind: I mean stroll

(Gog feels sad for some reason and looks like hes forlorn)

Alien no.no1: ok that’s cool…

Meanacing music plays

Aleien no.1: mind if I…

Music gets louder

Alien 1: mind if I…join you?…

music gets even louder

alien 1:...mind if...i...join...you...?

Everyone:...

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don and gog

don: man i'm bored

gog: Idk man maybe go to the mall?

don: yea sounds good

(Goes to mall)

Gog: oh no what has happened?

Don: there’s like no one here?

Geg: but why

Don: …

Gog: den…what arent you telling me…

Don: ….

Gog:…dul…I mean it…

Don: ok fine! I got rid of everybody!

Gon: but why

Don: …isn’t it obvious..?

Megamind: what ? Where did everybody go?

Gog:…d…why is my ex here?

Don: …there’s something I had to tell you…

Megamind: no- something we have to tell you….

Gog:...oh my god….

Don and megamind: ….we’re…

Gog: oh no….

Don and megaminf: …we’re…

god:...god no please no....

don and magamind: ...we're...

(puts hands on bellies)

Gog: please don’t tell me…

megamind and don:...we're..

gog: starts crying a lot

D and megamind: …not from around here

Then spaceship comes and takes them all away

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