ariloveslousm

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i was just here for a banner for my dating profile what am i even doing bye

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oH

ohkAY this place is for blogs. wow. uh that might be my cue to leave byebye

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thor the hero

OH MY GOD THE LIGHTNING SIGN. THAT'S THE NOTIF PLACE. WHOAAAAAAAAA THOR POWERS BE REALLY WORKING

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rude ppl

helo guys this is what i get for being a super-duper cool person jealous idiot blech

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wow

ok wow i have met some really rude people here actually one but she's like 10 people by herself so yes rude bitch ashamed to have me as a moot ok jealous bitch go cry about it booooooo *boos*

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true story

me: hello can i get some condoms

cashier: bitch u minor

me: yes but my sis not

cashier: ok here you go, stuff em up ur shirt so ppl don't see

me: *stuffs them up in my bra*

sister: where da condoms bro

me: in deez

sister: deez where

me: deez nuts

ok yes is that how it works? do u tell ur funny experiences here? like on tumblr? or do yall just do nerdy blogs? is this anything like twt? whats happening? idk ill just be unfiltered here bc i can

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WHEEZING IM FUCKIGN WHEEZING

@28confessions on TikTok - Storytime edition

Tiktok Storytime: I got the dagger.

TikTok Storytime: When my bf kissed his other bandmate.

Tiktok Storytime: When I learned how to peel a cucumber lol I still don't know.

Tiktok Storytime: The first and last time I'll wear my red sweatpants and why.

Tiktok Storytime: I went to a Harry Styles concert.

Tiktok Storytime: I did this.

Tiktok Storytime: How to get your boyfriend to give you special cuddles.

Tiktok Storytime: This is Xander.

Tiktok Storytime: I got hit in me head with a fooking chicken nugget.

Tiktok Storytime: I went on vacation to Chile.

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im hi. yes im hi not high pfft who'd be high. not me fosho

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uhM little help pls

ok now where do i see the notifs. why is this still so confusing it's been months

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mentally ill child explains their fav louis aesthetic

i love, like the princess, spoiled sugar baby louis aesthetic sm. the pinky kinky stuff like wow look at him wearing pink garter cuffs and holding a pink teddy bear and sucking a pink lollipop with his pretty pretty face with that blush-y makeup and long ass eyelashes w a whole goddamn bottle of lip gloss on his lips wow. yeah. that. and also i like that aesthetic where everyone just calls louis the milf and louis has like huge goth gf sized boobs but they're not really boobs :o and he is like a proper slut and loooOooOoOooves c^m on his body it's so pretty and cool and idk why am i even sharing this info but yes this is the best louis aesthetic you can't say otherwise.

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oH wow hi

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w-why mommy? *acts cute*

what is happening im so confused

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THE. NUMBERS.

stfu *slaps your ass*

there are some numbers on this tumblr shit what do i do what is this app i wanna kms wth cries

what numbers 🧍‍♀️

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NUMBERS ASHI POO THE NUMBERS!!??! and stop fucking laughing at my pain you female dog

there are some numbers on this tumblr shit what do i do what is this app i wanna kms wth cries

what numbers 🧍‍♀️

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ASHI POO NO!!!!!!!!!!!! ILY STAWP!!!!!!!!!!!

what is happening im so confused

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MWAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHA *evil smile* okay but im one of those two friends right- if im not istg ill remove you as a moot from everywhere-

what is happening im so confused

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my friends. friends are people who u have fun talking to, ashi poo. i thought i'd tell u that. kinda guessed you're unfamiliar wid da topic.

what is happening im so confused