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need u so carnally

And for once a normal selfie

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

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since california is “so progressive” why don’t we have low income dispensaries? impoverished potheads is the REAL community that needs our support…

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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

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personally, i think the entire main cast of the live action Scooby Doo movies should get honorary Oscars

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can you breed me… pensively?

sitting pensively by the sea

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“hey are you okay? you look like you’re gonna cry.”

me, thinking about the friendship and bond that Snoopy and Woodstock have together and how it encapsulates the love of a friend and a family member: “yeah, i just got a lot on my mind right now.”

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and baby, i’m working double duty

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i’m so sad, i need my fat boy tits sucked while i get fondled everywhere

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need someone to do this to me fr fr :3

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

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should i use a public bathroom or should i hold my pee until i die

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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