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The fuck do you mean expect tornados on Adelaide.
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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
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Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time
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Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes
This is a wizard spell
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God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph
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I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.
Dual Roomba [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Cueball and White Hat are facing each other. A Roomba is to the right side of Cueball, who has his arm up.] Cueball: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. Cueball: But what do I do when the Roomba gets dirty?
[Cueball and White now face 2 Roombas, with Cueball gesturing towards the Roombas. One Roomba is climbing up a ramp in front of the second Roomba.] Cueball: Simple: Cueball: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other.
[Cueball kneels down to flip the first Roomba over.] Cueball: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides.
[Cueball and White Hat are now watching the Roombas clean each other.] White Hat: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve every seen. Cueball: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about this got demonetized.
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Howdy newbies and welcome to Tumblr, it takes a bit of setup to get this site running well so here’s what works for me. One of the neat things about this site is that its a different experience for everyone, so tailor these settings towards what you want from this site.
New XKit
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