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Yes

Imogen: has anyone seen Violet?

Ridoc: NOPE. NEVER. WHAT. WHO? ME?

Bohdi: for fuck sake where is she?!

Sawyer: testing a theory..

Imogen: which is?!

Ridoc: *mumbling* jumping off Riorson House to see if Xaden will come out of hiding and catch her

Everyone: WHAT?!

Xaden: *storming in absolutely raging with Violet thrown over his shoulder*

Violet: TA DA! I found Xaden! you’re welcome everyone!

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This is so Jude when someone says that cardan actually bullied her once upon a time.

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

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Mira: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!

Drake,in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+words

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Dain: remind me again why you’re alldisobeying direct orders to break the law when you literally see a rule as a guideline?

Xaden: well Violet said no

Bohdi: and because Violet said no, Xaden said no

Garrick: then because Xaden said no, Bohdi said no

Imogen: and because Bohdi said no, Garrick said no

Ridoc: then because Garrick said no, Imogen said no

Sawyer: and if Ridoc says no because Imogen said no you know it’s a fucking stupid idea and you should probably also say no

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Mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry. 😍

Xaden move, my turn.

Fanart by @wwispart on Instagram

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she was born a diva, and she will not die without saying the words "I FUCKED DAIN AETOS MOTHEFUCKERS."

Do you think that Sloane regularly visits Amber Mavis's grave just to make fun of her for taking her man

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can we give a moment of silence here for the Steel siblings?

Eli drowning in a lake when seven and Elsa almost drowning in the school pool? Like.

And the way she's having dreams about the place he died in, and almost dying the same way.

AND then naming her son after her dead brother.

But what makes it even more unique is that, in God of War we are told that Cole Nash almost drowned Eli in a pool after finding out that he was marrying his daughter.

And I know my baby Elsa was having a minor heart attack when she thought it was all repeating itself.

Like can we cry for a moment here and thank you.

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do you know why xaden knew exactly how to touch violet ?

i mean yea he’s hot and knows what he’s doing— but most importantly, he had already touched her dozens of times in her thoughts

xaden’s power means he can see intentions, sometimes even before the person themself realizes what it is. the second before they do it or think it. and he said usually the thoughts come in pictures.

imagine how many flashes of her thoughts he got— his hands on her, his mouth on her, his body against hers. i mean by the time he finally got to touch her he was practically an expert in violetology

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“would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?”

Sawyer: “I would slap Ridoc for free”

Ridoc: *tearing up* “I’m your best friend?”

Violet: “if you slap me and then I slap you we each get a million”

Rhiannon: “great thinking, fuck the system”

Garrick: “fucking FINALLY”

Xaden: “bold of you to assume you can even get close enough to my face to… what are you— Garrick— Garrick NO STOP TRYING TO HIT ME THAT WASN’T A CHALLENGE—”

Quinn: “no.”

Imogen: “for a MILLION? girl I’ll slap YOU if you don’t start acting right”

Liam: “I would never hit Violet.”

Vi: “what if it was during sparring?”

Liam: “well—”

Vi: “what if Xaden said you could?”

Liam: “he can’t give me permission to hit you??”

Vi: “what if you were being held at sword point”

Liam: “do I still get the million dollars?”

Vi: “yes.”

Liam: “still no!”

Vi: “WHY NOT?”

Liam: “DO YOU WANT ME TO HIT YOU??”

Vi: “IT’S A MILLION DOLLARS I JUST CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY YOU WOULDN’T TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY!”

bonus:

interviewer: “would you slap—”

Cat: “yes.”

interviewer: “I didn’t finish the—??”

Cat: “the answer is yes, I will slap anybody you put in front of me.”

interviewer: “…even Maren?”

Cat and Maren, at the same time: “yes”

Maren: “I’m still mad at you for that”

Cat: “you shouldn’t have tried to take my fucking strawberries??”

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Xaden x Violet's height difference, you're welcome 😏

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Headcanon that Xaden doesn't wear patches not because he hates them, but because he cannot sew and is too egoistic to ask anyone else.

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Violet & Xaden

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Random things I headcannon everyday:

Mia Sokolov knows the lyrics to London Bridge by Firgie by heart.

Non-fennon Cardan actually moans.

Percabeth have a black cat named Nico, because it's grumpy all the time and scratches them.

Regulus has a canis major tattoo that no one except James knows about.

Brandon King has the words "LOTUS FLOWER" on his lower back.

Harwin Strong was pulling up a party in heaven when Nyra and Daemon kissed on the beach.

Jude got drunk, and threw up, once in the mortal world when exiled and decided to not tell Cardan, so he couldn't know that she can't handle her alcohol.

Amity Blight still blushes like a tomato when kissed by Luz.

Annika Volkov listens to the most out of pocket music when not Tchaikovsky.

Jacks doesn't even like apples.

Apollo is only straight when he wants to.

Hermes and Apollo fucked once or twice or three times.

I kinda ship Athena and Hestia.... Yo don't judge.

That are the hc for today

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"Rick Riordan wrote 33 books in 19 years!"

Rina Kent in the corner like: 🧍🏻‍♀️

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Violet and Xaden, the scene we should have had

“Don’t tell me you’re not the same person. You’re always my husband, and I’ve been waiting.”

Art commission by SaraAnneReads (me)

Art by @govallesart on IG

Reposts only allowed with credit!

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If I hear someone saying that timothee is cardan... I will crash out.

YOU DO NOT GET IT. I ONLY SEE MY BABE AS A FANART WHERE HE'S SMIRKING FROM EAR TO EAR.

AND TIMOTHEE IS REGULUS BLACK.

DON'T MESS UP MY FANCASTS THANK YOU

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credits to _peachyypie_