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Vi: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Claggor.

Claggor: Hey, fuck you.

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Mylo: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Jinx: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.

Vi: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.

Jinx: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

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Jinx: *slams books down in front of Vi*

Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Vi: You could of said literally anything else.

Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Vi: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Jinx: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Vi: I’m worried about you.

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Vi, getting dressed for a formal event: Hey, do you think I can hang myself with this tie?

Caitlyn: Oh-ho-ho, no! You are NOT getting out of this the easy way!

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Caitlyn: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Vi: Marry me.

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Powder, watching Claggor and Mylo fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Vi, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Powder: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Claggor: Vi.

Mylo: Vi.

Vi: Me.

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Mylo: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Vi doesn't take me seriously enough.

Powder: "Sometimes"?

Claggor: "Enough"?

Mylo:

Claggor: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

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Vi: Cait, you love me, right?

Cait: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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*Vi and Cait playing minecraft*

Vi: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

Cait: What’s wrong?

Vi: I did a thing.

Cait: You regret the thing you dID-

Vi: *screams*

Cait: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-

Vi: *screams again*

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Waiter: What would you like?

Vi: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Cait: *blushes*

Vi: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

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Vander: You're pathetic!

Silco: You're pathetic-er!

Felicia : You're both losers.

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Vander: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Silco: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Felicia : And you just ran away?!

Vander: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

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Silco: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Vander: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Felicia : ...That'll work.

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Vander: Cause you’re pretty and you’re smart, and you’re ignoring me so you’re obviously my type.

Silco, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Vander: Perfect.

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Vander: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.

Silco: Well, you always have a smile on your face.

Vander: Thank you.

Silco:

Silco: What drugs do you take?