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[ out of sarcasm; i’m here now don’t fear. ]

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[ out of sarcasm; like for starters? i’ll do them in a sec. ]

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you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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Send a "♪" for the Muse to sing part of a song the Mun has recently listened to.

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⌠ The door opens easily under his twist, brow raised as he steps inside. Okay, this is weird and new. Should he be here? Who knows. But he feels compelled to because it’s his stupid cat, and he doesn’t want to leave her here forever. He kinda enjoys her company, despite the fact that she can be the worst sometimes. 

He steps through, only to find the three biggest assholes all bundled together on the couch. Folds his arms, snorting to announce his presence. ⌡

“Wow. Amazing.”

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⌠ Once he’s back with James he explains the situation-- the hot guy with the loud as fuck alarm has his cat and she’s fine. As long as she’s not dead within a few moments, then he can trust Kevin. Glances back though, as if questioning if he shouldn’t go back and talk to the guy but, James breaks him from his thoughts to tell him they need to get going. Makes a noise, nodding as he follows him. 

It’s not until later that night he’s knocking on the same door in an effort to get his cat so he can feed her and go to bed. ⌡

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⌠ He has the feeling that James is probably still running around frantically for Meowgi, considering he knows how batshit Seamus gets when he doesn’t have his stupid cat. So, yeah, he jumps and grabs his phone before throwing him an apologetic smile. ⌡

“I have to go find my friend and make sure he’s not killing himself to find my cat, but you look great and I’d come in and talk if I didn’t have to go.” 

⌠ Seamus likes to say weird things as he’s running off. Probably easier for him, to have an excuse to dip out and rush off before Kevin can stop him. Does grin as he retreats, though, purely because he’s an asshole. ⌡

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[ out of sarcasm; if anyone wants a starter plz like dis and i will start doing some. ]

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⌠ The smile turns into a grin, nodding. He’s actually kinda impressed with the guy, not gonna lie. Guys with cats are kinda rare, and he’s more attracted to people that like cats than dogs. Not that dogs are bad, just--

Must be his nature. ⌡ 

“I’m sure she’ll sneak off every chance she gets. She’s an asshole, but I adore her.” 

⌠ Sighs, shaking his head. Still, he’s thankful for Kevin for telling him he can come down whenever she’s gone, which is a big thing for him. It’ll mean seeing him more, probably. And that is good. ⌡

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                       ❝ I’M GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK! ❞                              autoplay warning —- art credit

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[ out of sarcasm; does that mean we both are bc we’re the same person??? ]

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[ out of sarcasm; chin squad 4 lyfe ]

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[ out of sarcasm; i’m way too cool for school cB or anything really pFFT ]

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[ out of sarcasm; currently we’re the pissbaby chin squad. ]

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[ out of sarcasm; we’re all weird down here i mean just look at SKAleks who will totally not see this ooc post and reprimand me in call cB i’mm jump on da bootyyyy. ]

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⌠ Of course he’s scared. The little shit is his one joy in life at the moment, something he needs to keep himself some semblance of sane. She’s actually pretty affectionate, too. Enjoys cuddling, at least with him. He needs that, in a weird way. Needs her, to keep him away from the bad thoughts.

So when Kevin steps aside and he see’s her, there’s clear relief. Smiles, face softening at the sight and kinda laughs. Takes him a moment because he’s trying not to get emotional, blinking, but then he glances to Kevin. Still got the soft look. ⌡

“You have no idea how happy that makes me. As long as she’s not out on the road, I’m fine. Is it okay if she stays there until she’s had enough? I don’t wanna be an asshole and pull her away.”

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