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Look

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kris's gallery

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Susie is my LIFE HELP

fwiends…

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i’d play a whole game about these two just hanging out ngl

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Not cool man I thought we were chill!

not mine but this is bbg right here. @asherwentmissing youve been replaced  😝

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Guess who it is..

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Yes this is test tube humanized LMAO

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I made art!!

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i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

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Omg

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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Oh fuck?

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How long it takes for someone to bleed out after stab wound, right after searching best way to fatally stab someone.

Best places to kill, how to flea the country, best ways to hid in new country, and how to impersonate a cop.

(Also how to hide a corpse, how the body reacts to poison, and rare ways to kill people.)

doing research for a fic is bound to get you on a watchlist

i want people to reblog this with the zaniest, most insane and incriminating things they've searched up and read for fics

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"Whyd you bring this up in a video about Tom" "Because the company used child labor" "You have no proof of that, and that is not a critique on Tom himself" "Well he said my designs are shitty"

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Stepping away for a moment before I fly out and kill him

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dream: some people like being jokingly called a whore dream: ive called my cat a whore!

ok wheres the receipts that patches told you she likes being called a whore

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I got a bingo, tubbos screaming, dreams deflecting, everyone just wants to kill him, it’s 2020 again.