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Past aftons headcanons (in no order you have been warned)-

elizabeth never really wanted to make her dad proud, it was more of a 'hey. hey see this thing i made. its cool right. dID YOU JUST GIVE IT A yeah its good RATING AND THEN WALK AWAY?! *sticks out tongue* I WILL MAKE SOMETHING THATS COOL ONE DAY! THEN YOULL SEE. YOULL ALL SEE.'

evan was scared shitless of elizabeth sometimes

michael was never really jealous of the attention evan was getting, he was just a rebel teen

michael did care deeply about evan, though

the fnaf tormentors are actually good guys and loyal friends, they were all just stupid teens (IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY <- author could not resist)

william and rosalyn were both good parents

william's parents were great too, rosalyn's though...they weren't

william and rosalyn had an arranged marriage, and rosalyn's parents wanted them to have two sons

the problem here was that william was gay (cough cough for henry cough cough) and rosalyn was aroace

they sucked it up and had their first kid with disgust (poor guys :() which was michael! everyone was happy yippee

after three years, rosalyn's parents started bugging them again, and they had another kid

this kid, though, was elizabeth

everyone was happy about elizabeth, but rosalyn's parents were mad

in just a year they made william and rosalyn try again

and they had evan this time around!

so everyone was happy, rosalyn's parents got off their back, and william and rosalyn were traumatised but continued their bestie goals while having three kids ;-;

so yeah evan is the youngest and michael is the oldest

evan died first too btw, on his 11th birthday

elizabeth died when she was 12

william died in his 50s (can you tell i'm too lazy to think of an actual age?)

michael died when he was 21 (ooo swapped numbers)

rosalyn was the last one alive, but she got a terminal illness. she died when she was 63

TORMENTORS TIME MY BABIES-

Freddy mask-Jeremy Fitzgerald

Bonnie Mask-Mark Simons-Phone Dude

Chica Mask-Fritz Smith

Foxy Mask-Michael Afton

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William, if you had to choose, would you:

- Have 10 straight Henry as your friend

or

- Have 1 gay Henry as your friend?

William: *intense thinking* on one hand, many henrys but none will ever like me, on the other, only on Henry but he’ll like me… Rosalyn: Oh my god Will-

William: I have decided! The gay one!

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*In the voice of Smash Bros. announcer*

From a scale of 1 to 10, how gay is William?

William: Since the very day I was born, I knew; MEN.

Rosalyn: Ten. He means ten.

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Hello William. -Henry

hey, guys? i'll take a moment to address that, please don't do this, I'm working on the characters on my own, please dont rp as the fnaf characters, but i welcome all oc rping! it's ok, toby, you didnt know, but please dont do that again. thanks!

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*voice of hand unit* please, on a scale of 0 to 20 rate your family then give a reason for that rating(no it cannot be a negative number for that will not scale correctly)

William: Rosalyn - 20/20, my best friend, Mike - 18/20, followed my orders, Elizabeth - 12/20, very disobedient and rude to me, Evan - 16/20, pretty neutral

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Rosalyn: I can't pick favorites, I love all my kids equally, so 20/20 for all of them, and 18/20 for Will.

William: HEY-

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Michael: Dad - 9/20, why would he do what he did, Mom - 17/20, solid mom and I love her, Liz - 18/20, she's great, and Evan - also 18/20, he's cool with me even though he doesn't fully forgive me, and I'm more than happy about that.

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Elizabeth: Daddy - 8/20, shithole that deserves to rot in hell, Mum - 15/20, we're neutral, Mikey - 19/20, improved a lot and is still an epic brother, Evan - 18/20, he's gotten better at standing up for himself but is still adorable.

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Evan: Dad - 10/20, we're neutral now, but I still don't like the things he's done, Mummy - 14/20, she's nice and I love her but she babies me a bit and I don't like that very much, Mikey - 13/20, he's improved a lot and I don't hold the bite against him but I don't think I'll ever manage to fully forgive him for the bullying, Lizzy - 18/20, she's the coolest big sister ever!

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Okay, this one's for the kids- on a scale of one to ten, how good/bad is William's parenting (please don't kill me Will-)

William: HEY-

Michael: In the past, 9, now, 6

Elizabeth: Past, 7, now 4

Evan: 8 in the past, 5 or 7 now

William: I'M TRYING OKAY?!

Michael: WELL TRY HARDER!

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the voices explode

Elizabeth: What-

Evan: NOOOOO!!!!

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William, are you gay for Henry?

William: N-NO!

Rosalyn: Yes he is.

William: ROSE!

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WHERE IS MRS AFTON??

Rosalyn: Hi!

William: This is my ex wife Rosalyn, we're best friends now!

Rosalyn: I'm also his wingwoman-

William: SHUT UP ROSALYN!!!

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hey everyone, and welcome to ask-aftons!

the basics of the blog are pretty simple, the aftons will be there, and they'll answer your questions, i guess! they'll also do some fun stuff along the way :D

I'll add the important posts, which will just mostly be au facts lets be real, below once I'm done with them ->

Past Aftons

And yeah! Have fun talking to these idiots >:3c

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William: What the fuck.

Evan: Voices? Hi voices!

Elizabeth: ...Okay, then.

Michael: WHY DOES THE WEIRD SHIT ALWAYS ONLY HAPPEN TO ME-