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Communication M!a’s (Sender Decides how long)

"Sobbed flirtilly": Muses tone of voice is always inappropriate for the subject/mood

Alliteration Alteration: Muse is forced to alliterate every sentence

Stutter: Muse trips over almost every word when they talk

Babbling: Muse always speaks/writes in a language the other person doesn't know

Regressed: Muse talks like a three year old

Horrible Dramatics: Muse talks and behaves like a bad actor playing themselves

Lisp: When the Muse talks their S sounds are replaced with "TH" and

Seuss: Muse talks like they're reading out of a Dr. Suess book

Rhyme Time: Muse must rhyme everything they say with themselves or another person

Like A Sailor: Muse must curse at least five times in every sentence

Loathed Accent: Muse speaks in an accent they hate

Rambling: Every sentence the muse speaks can be no less than thirty words, and they must speak up to three sentences every time they talk.

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EB: just let me pick. i promise it won’t be con air (it’ll be national treasure)!! 

movie night!

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@ask-striderpest: THIS IS SO CUTE FHDJDJOA also nice shades, policemen

(( thats kindA GAY bUT TYTY 

also l o l    

spot the dave in disguise!!! 

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Attention: this is the cute police, we arrest people who have been called cute too many times. Two is more than enough to be fined!!

(( EB: NOOOOOO

6/6 m!a yes or no completed

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EB: it better not be antfarm dickhole!! 

movie night!

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movie night!

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You call Dave a sweater stealer but... aren't you wearing his sweater???

(EB: my jig is up! this scotch tape kind of sucked anyways. ) 

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haha so if you can only say yes or no then, you wouldn't mind if dave kissed you right?? ;;)

(EB: THAT’D BE EMBARRASSING YES I WOULD MIND,,  )

4/6 m!a: yes no

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JOHN HAS YOUR HOODIE!!

TG: its like

TG: the law of equivalent exchange

TG: or some bullshit like that

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do u like dave ;)

( EB: he’s my friend after all! if i didn’t like him, i wouldn’t be friend with him, even if he’s a sweater stealer!! )

3/6 m!a: yes or no

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2top beiing cute iim calliing the poliice

(EB: AUGGH IM NOT CUTE )

2/6 m!a: yes no

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this is my collateral! anything happens to my sweater and ur beloved hoodie is going to be shredded. and hey! i don’t stink, ,,

no need to be embarrassed!! but.. isnt john looking for his sweater? (ps i love ur art dude ur great!!)

TG: @ask-eb its ur choice dude, u can have it back if u want

TG: in the meantime its really fuckin comfy

TG: and stinks like egbert

TG: gross

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What the heck is up my dude

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TG: so anyways were still on for friday right TG: its movie night dude, get ready for some major bro cuddle action

you should let me pick the movies this time, since you picked last time!! 

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Oh hello john! We never really talked mUch did we? Or am I jUst forgetting something... How's it been?

(hello - adele)

it’s good to see you callie! it’s been going pretty well so far, thank you for asking! 

2/2 m!a: lyrics completed

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iif there were two guy2 on the moon and one of them kiilled the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

(why’d you only call me when you’re high - arctic monkeys)

now it’s three in the morning…..

1 /2 m!a: lyric completed

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@ask-poorly-drawn-sollux: ii love your art sm omg

(( omG TYSM AAA <333