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We found a clue! Let’s write it down in our handy dandy… journal!

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you know alex asked us to don't shake your hand, right?

AND I KNOW AT LEAST ONE OF YOU GUYS WILL GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION AND STRIKE A DEAL WITH ME, SO DON’T EVEN TRY TO STOP YOURSELVES

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Hey Bill I thought ur dead (since your a statue)

IF I WAS DEAD, HOW COULD I REPLY TO YOUR SILLY MORTAL QUESTIONS?

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in your dimension, are you lonely?

...BUT, IF THIS CIPHER HUNT OF YOURS GOES SUCCESSFULLY, I MIGHT JUST BE FREED AGAIN! JUST SHAKE MY HAND!

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Hey Bill! Everyone's on the Cipher Hunt looking for you!

JUST ONE REQUEST FOR THOSE KINDS OF FANS: PLEASE DO NOT “YIFF” MY STATUE FORM WHEN YOU FIND IT, THANK YOU.

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Hey Bill I need to ask you for something... Can I?

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Hey,Bill,would you like being a human,if you could?

GIVE UP MY POWERS AND INFINITE KNOWLEDGE TO BECOME ONE OF YOU SAD FLESH SACKS? HAHAHA, NO THANKS.

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FEELING A BIT TOP HEAVY NOW THOUGH...

THE TALLER THE HAT, THE MORE IMPORTANT I FEEL. SIMPLE LOGIC.

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Not really a question, but I just wanted to thank you for all of the laughter and good times you've provided. I've had a really rough life over the past couple of weeks, and seeing your responses to these questions my fellow humans ask really makes my day.

(hey im glad you enjoy this blog! and i hope that whatever you are going through right now gets better. if you ever need anyone, im here for ye on my main ((or here on the im system)) but here, have a smol motivation bill)

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THE TALLER THE HAT, THE MORE IMPORTANT I FEEL. SIMPLE LOGIC.

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Transparent artistic Bill for all your artistic Bill needs.

~From my post here~

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Wait a minute... why not just resurrect your Wacom tablet back from the dead with your so-called "INFINITE POWER!!!!"?

THE ARTIST JUST HAS TO BE REALLY CAREFUL WITH THEIR TABLET, BUT IT SHOULD BE WORKING.

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( this is why i cant post asks for a while, sorry guys. be back soon )

GUESS WHO’S ART TABLET IS OFFICIALLY DEAD? RIP WACOM BAMBOO SPLASH ART TABLET, WINTER 2012 - SPRING 2016

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*Hands you a Geometry textbook with the section about triangles bookmarked* Consider this a gift ;)

DANG, THEM ANGLES THO

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Well look at that, it's another planet to destroy. *gives you crowbar* go crazy.

AHAHAHA, THIS IS QUITE AMUSING.

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OH NO! A cat Bill from another dimension has spotted you an see's you as a toy! Run!

DAMN FELINES.

(M!A Squish Bill 6/6)

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Bill you are basically a plushie. *whispers to Mun/mod* how much you want for the Bill plushie?

(you can buy him for $200,000, your great grandmother’s wedding ring, an aliens liver, 3 ½ elephant babies, and Steve Job’s birth certificate.)

DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM.

(M!A Squish Bill 5/6)