#ask bill cipher

[pythagoraswasahack]

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[ASKBOX OPEN]

[askbillchiper]

tye book of queer..

explain yourself

THAT'S FANMADE. I PROMISE.

[i-love-fordsy]

if you had to pick one... nacho cheese or cool ranch doritos?

NACHO

Ps: I’m made out of a sugar cookie :)

[karamoonilia]

[inquirewithbillcipher]

I'm new here so hi! So Bill have you ever met any alternate versions of yourself? If so what are your thoughts on them?

Anyway I hope you have a nice day!

Yello there newbie!

Hope you have a fine day yourself!

-Bill

(Credit to these many marvelous Bill's are below! Thank you for letting me doodle your fantastical chaos dealers!)

@sageywageythesilly

@ckret2

@galaxywoofer

@xx-b1ll13j34nc1ph3r-xx

@theautismgoblin

@rainbillcipher

@stargaze-ren

@x0blivion

@bl4pe4r

@ciphersummers

[bills-library]

Hey bill, if it helps you feel better, I'm stuck in an arcade machine, unwillingly, and i was shoved in there by mabel and man i want revenge so bad

-Ultra M

[annoyangle]

THINK HOW THE YEARS GO BY, PINE TREE, THINK OF THE REGRETS YOU'LL HAVE IF YOU NEVER RISK ANYTHING! C'MOOOOONNNNN KID I PROMISE NOT TO PULL THE FOOTBALL AWAY THIS TIME!

[elsa-fogen]

I want to start Bill Cipher ask or Let me tell you a story...

In 2015-16 i was obsessed with Gravity Falls (with Bill Cipher to be more specific) and desperately wanted to answer as him in the Ask. And i don't mean like an ask blog in Tumblr, it's a different thing. I don't know if you had something similar, I'll explain what i mean.

The Ask wasn't just one person, it was the whole community, where people could pick a character and draw answers, and since it's a community, you had deadline, and if you don't draw certain amount of answers in said time (usually one answer in a month), you lose your role and someone else could take it. Also you had to have good enough skill. Through poll the audience decided if they wanted to see you on some role or not. Sounds messy, but it can take too much time to explain the whole system.

Long story short, i never got a chance to answer as Bill, because he was always taken (well, he was the most popular character at that moment heh) and to be fair my skill wasn't good enough.

Then i moved on and forgot about it... Until... Yeah, the Book of Bill. And suddenly i remembered all this and thought, well why don't i try now... Turned out that all the Ask communities were closed long time ago 💀

And, well... Maybe you guys could help me to make this old dream come true? I'll start Bill ask blog, all i need from you - some questions and your attention. I can't promise many answers, since my hyperfixation passed long time ago, but maybe few...

So, here's the good ol' poll

Usually people had to gain 60-90% on the poll to draw answers, but in this case it feels little bit unrealistic haha, so, i need just few people who will for sure ask questions

[ask-b1ll-c1ph3r]

f33l cut3, m1ght t4k3 0v3r th3 w0rld l4t3r 1dk

[interdimensionaldorito]

hey bill you doing oki? What was that about?

bill...who are you talking too...

NO ONE .......IT WAS NO ONE....

are you ready for your art therapy?..... SURE I GEUSS....

[fraterfalls]

Hey bill what do you think of this guy

(Im sorry i had to)

YEAH

[askbillcipher-humanau]

[askbillchiper]

@fordpinesofficial

WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY IN UNHOLY MATRIMONY BETWEEN BILL CIPHER AND STANFORD PINES, YOU MAY NOW SAY YOUR VOWS

I, BILL CIPHER

TAKE YOU, FORD PINES, TO BE MY (MALE)WIFE

[i-love-fordsy]

she fiddle on my ford till i mcgucket

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[non-euclydian]

how many flies would it take to hoist a corpse into the sky? Asking for a friend.

ONLY ONE WHEN YOU SELECTIVELY BREED THEM.

[inquirewithbillcipher]

Hello, gender :3

Ha! Humans are soooo weird...

-Bill