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The 3th

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I'm in.

Would you like to participate in the Kinder Surprise plan?

I don't know. What is the Kinder Surprise plan?

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Iceberg, you’re one of my favorites please don’t explode.

Too fucking bad. I might explode any minute now.

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"We, the Interns of Site-61, will be hexing you with:

- 3 weeks worth of Period Cramps

- Once an hour for the next 14 days, a stack of 584,713 paperwork documents all with vastly different levels of importance will be dumped onto you. You will have to individually check all 584,713 documents to see which are of the uptmost importance.

- At random, a bucket of water will spill on you. This will span across the first week of the hex.

You told our Site Director, we jump you."

- 51 Interns of @ask-site-61

Dr. Walker, control the crazed shitgoblins you call interns.

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Would you like to participate in the Kinder Surprise plan?

I don't know. What is the Kinder Surprise plan?

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You utter bastard. I will rain hellfire upon you. No I don't need help I can get out by myself. This is really good cheese though.

Sorry for the promotion trap.... kinda.

Screw you, I was stuck there for two hours!

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Ohh that sounds really good, I'm gonna go get some.

Sorry for the promotion trap.... kinda.

Screw you, I was stuck there for two hours!

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Mmmm... Cheese

Sorry for the promotion trap.... kinda.

Screw you, I was stuck there for two hours!

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Sorry for the promotion trap.... kinda.

Screw you, I was stuck there for two hours!

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What does gears think of the baby?

I.. honestly can't tell. I never know how he feels about anything, but he's been pretty helpful. I would guess that he likes her, if he wasn't, y'know, Dr. Gears. Everyone's pretty confused by the situation, but I'm starting to figure things out. It's tiring, and it gets in the way of my work, but I swear I'll make this work. I've sort of gotten attached.

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why do people call you fartburg?

I honestly don't know.

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do i have a pass to call you fartberg since i got you a tiny promotion

If you insist. If it really, really matters that much to you.

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hey fartburg

Shut up.

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*Kicks you*

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Why?

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*projects my period cramps onto you*

😢

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HEY ICEBERG!

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AAAH! –I mean... Hello, Dr. Clef. What brings you here?

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"What's your McDonald's ORDER 💜"

- S.M., Intern at @ask-site-61

p.s.: don't tell my Site Director that this is what we use our breaks for or we're gonna jump you the second we figure out which site ur at 💙

I'm telling your site director. (My McDonald's order is a ten pack of chicken nuggets)