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Oh a cowboy needs a horse, needs a horse, needs a horse

And he's gotta have a rope, have a rope, have a rope

And he oughta have a song, have a song, have a song

If he wants to keep ridin

What?

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Nolan runs like that one police officer, Earl Devereaux, from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

What.

??

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If E = Mc² and light travels at a speed of 186,000 miles per second compared to the speed of sound, which is 760 miles per hour then my calculations that If Nolan was running at me and I grabbed him by the shoulders and turned him around then he would continue running the other way due to the rule of action and outcome

What the fuck

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Happy pride month Mama Yuri and Uncle Nolan, i got you both rainbow stuff :D

(Images provided by pinterest!)

For Mama Yuri :

For Uncle Nolan :

thanks kiddo

👍

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Andrei are you single cuz let me treat u right baby boy let me pay 😝😝

Yes, but who are you?????

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wow 100 likes

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You guys should either violently fight to the death or kiss.

Whe?

Ight bet.

WHICH ONE-

You will figure out later

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Muuuuum— i got them tummy aches. Baba Makarov said i should go to you for kisses :3

Ps. Happy mother's day :D i got you a group crochet kittens :D

And uhh something for Andrei too :)

YOU ARE NOW FAVORITE CHILD. (even tho you are only child)

Heh frogs I will keep em in my barracks

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If Yuri is Mama Yuri does that mean Andrei is Papa Andrei

Also

Sure kid

WAIT WHY AM I MAMA YURI??

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BOSS???

Trade? I'll give you a hunting kitten in exchange for Yuri.

Ok deal.

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How do you both feel knowing there's a cannibal running around?

Uncomfortable.

Typical day.

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What is the craziest thing ya'll would do for makarov? No "i would kill for him" or basic stuff, like the CRAZIEST

I like his shoes, and he spits in my mouth

WHAT-

I enjoy it.

(●__●)

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Pikmin

kill them.

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>:( you've been saved ig

Oh- yay...?

:]

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The soldiers are disgusting go make them get clean.

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Sorry sir. I will deal with that.

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Hi mama Yuri :333

I give you dis :33

Thanks-

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Well Yuri a women confirmed.

SHUT UP NOLAN

Mama Yuri help me, i'm overstimming and i'm so close to get myself ran over by a damn car on purpose. Mama— Mama help—

1 not your mama- also 2 come sit in break room where you can calm down.