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Uhhh...hello

Hi...let me Tell u something wrong your 3 Bf's name's part and his Relationship <-(._ .)->

Why are you Maker yourself as faker name

Your real name is....

Blue(Blue hat), Beta(Neon Green hat), Mean(Red hat)

I wonder i check in the fandon

Mean and Beta are "Ex-Friend"

And Dino pico n Beta are "Ex/Boyfriend"

At Blue and Goth gf are "Love interest/Lover"

Sorry this is your real Name blue,Beta,Mean.

Kevin,Chase,chan is your fake name.

(Also Dont do that Again...if you do that your Lost yourself) *sigh*

Mod Note:

Dude....you know this isn't like....canon right? I'm not the original creator of minus mod- I don't have to follow their rules on what they named their bfs, there's nothing wrong with a little creative liberty. They aren't "fake names" that's just what their names are for this blog's story- and their relationships are just stuff I chose to make the story interesting and fun for me.

I WILL continue doing this my way, You don't get a choice on how I run my story. No one does except me.

Kevin, Chase, and Chad are their names. Period. Kevin is dating Colin. Chase is dating Chery. and Chad is dating Pico. That's just how it is. If you don't like it, you don't have to follow or talk to the blog, hell or even look at it- just block me. That's your prerogative.

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im baaaack!! and this time i brought enough flowers for everyone!!!!!! - bouquet anon

"Awh you're always so sweet, I'll treasure these-"

"O-Oh....For me? t-thank you- I love flowers. They remind me of t-the p-p-palace gardens...."

"WHAT THE HELL- ...Okay it's really hard to be mad with flowers in my hands. But next time JUST get ME one. That's MY thing now."

"Since when?"

"Since just NOW, ASS!"

"Jealousy isn't a great look bro- hahah"

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Most favorite video game?

"Animal sim games are my favorite! Th-they're not to loud- a-and they remind me of Collin!"

"Shoot em' ups. Definitely shoot em' ups."

"2 words. Just Dance. Even if you've got two left feet that's always a great time."

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Most favorite animal?

"D-doggy :)"

"Alligators are pretty cool."

"Your both wrong bros, Bunnies are were it's at."

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I dont think Kev likes Halloween very much since fear is basically the main theme around that time.

"Kev hid under the couch all through Halloween."

"He doesn't want to talk about it though. He calls every Halloween a traumatic experience."

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Does Razor get into fights as much as his bf?

"People around here are stupid, but not stupid enough to pick fights with a giant size changing lizard... unless you're this loser I guess, who challenged me to a rap battle the first time he met me."

"In my defense I did it cause you scared Kevin."

"That doesn't change the fact that you challenged someone 4 times your size to a fight- which only de-escalated thanks to that other green bean loser."

"Right, right, okay, I get it. Speaking of Chase I should get going- we've been out for a while."

"Okay babe, come visit again soon ya?"

The two kiss and the camera turns to watch the road pass by as Chad walks off with it. In the distance you see Razor shrink back down and enter a shack in the carpark. Look's like any more questions for him will have to be made for a later date.

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How does Razor deal with winter or fall since he's half reptile?

"Aha...ah....Not well! my shack out here in the carpark doesn't get very good ac...and it's- more than a little broken down. I usually try my best to sleep through the winter...."

"My offer still stands ya know. My brother's would gladly make room for you in our apartment...."

"Living with you losers sounds sweet but...I can't do that to ya's. I eat twice my body weight every day- and little blue is always so jumpy when i'm around- and I don't have a good handle on my emotion's effect on my size..."

"...Your lucky you seem the handle yourself fine with all that sleep and those winter clothes I gave you fucking lizard. Or I'f drag you back home at the first instance of illness."

"GahHAHAH-"

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Random question: how’s Kevin with Skid and Pump?

"O-oh! Y-you must mean Squid and Pupp. I love babysitting M-miss Lila's boy with Cherry... Squid uh...h-he is fond of scaring me f-from time to time with his...r-rather creepy puppet named Pupp. B-but! I-i-i would never leave Cherry t-to do all that by herself, and h-helping Miss Lila wh-whens she's so busy t-to give her a little free time is... always a nice reward in an of itself."

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Razor, how much do you like Godzilla and Jurassic Park

"They are my second favorite thing in the fucking WORLD!!! I cant pick between them, so they're both on the small list of material possessions I own out here. Those, some dinosaur figures, some pj's, a beat up old TV, and the giant nest of blankets I sleep on all day keep me pretty entertained in my shack out here in the car junkyard."

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Aw Chad, you and Razor are so cute together! - Bouquet Anon

"The term you are looking for is cool, anon, not cute."

"I think we can be cute and cool. Kevin pulls that off pretty well on the blog."

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Razor, could you try carrying Chad?

"Is this high enough?"

The camera pans down and you find that Razor has grown several stories, Chad stands on one of his palms while holding the giant lizard's finger, looking both incredibly happy and bordering on adrenaline junky.

"WOOOOOOOHOOHAHAHAAAA-"

"Hehehe"

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How smart is Chase?

"O-okay chase, whats 5 x 5"

"Wha- bro thats an EASY one. 55. Duhhh dude."

"..."

"W-well...uh. hope that awnsers your...y-your question anon."

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What's Razor's favorite food?

"Chicken."

"W-woah that was fast. You sure you don't like-"

"Chicken."

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What does Razor think about Kevin and Chase?

"WELL THEY'RE BOTH MASSIVE DORKY LOSERS THATS FOR SURE! GWAHAHA!"

Chad hits Razor repeatedly on the chest as the lizard laughs, with no effect but a further flustering the smaller's face.

"//// STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GIVE THEM A REAL AWNSER ASSHAT- ////!"

"That was the real awnser! You're a loser!"

"GAH!/////"

Chad throws his hands up in frustration and walks away from the camera to presumably go kick the truck the two were destroying together. Razor watches him stomp off, and once out of earshot he leans into the camera with a quieter voice, still raspy but you can see him using this voice around Kevin its so uncharacteristically quiet.

"Ai'ght Aight' pump the breaks. The truth is Chad is MY loser. Easily the coolest of the three of his bros. If I need someone to keep up with my wild antics I know I can always count on him. Don't go tellin' him dat doe gotit?"

He leans back and returns to average volume. Flashing a sharp toothy grin.

"As for little blue, he's my friend, a real sweetheart that one, but he ain't one to start trouble or nothing so we don't click as well as me and Chad. Still cute though. And Party Greeny is chill enough to not tell on me to the cops when we party together so thats a plus. ^^"

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How strong is Razor?

"Dreamy sigh, Very~"

"You okay up there loser?!"

"o-OH YEAH. I'M GOOD! R-reALLY GOOD!!!"

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How tall is Kevin and Chase compared to Razor’s usual height?

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"I won't worry! I-i'm- i'm not worried...He's uh...h-he's proven that he l-likes Chad a lot. I t-trust him. He-He's just a little scary to...to uh. Me in person. Really."