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MATCHING JACKETS | MILO & KYLE

PLACE: Metzli and Milo’s apartment TIMING: While Silas is missing (for the first time) and Milo hasn’t met his Sire SUMMARY: Milo and Kyle reconnect WRITING PARTNER: @darkh0wl CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol, brief drug mention

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stolensiren​:

That’s actually the best advice anyone’s given me so far. The TikTok thing. Not the exorcist thing. I don’t want to exorcise the doll, I want to sell it. For big bucks.

☾ You’re selling a haunted doll? I hear there’s a market for it on ebay. How haunted is it, though? Like are we talking it moves around on it’s own? Or Annabelle level haunted?

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@letsbenditlikebennett:

I feel like that and the one verse from About Damn Time live in my head rent-free. I'm shocked, do you really thing I'd get a questionable pet? It's like you don't even trust my judgment which... you know what good call. But it's some kinda striped weasel. Not sure if Noodle is the White Crest variety of weasel but he found my bracelet and he's pretty chill.

☾ My whole fyp is About Damn Time. And I don’t think you’d get a questionable pet, I know you would. XD But if it’s just like a ferret, we’re probably fine. My step-sister has ferrets. They’re cute! :3c 

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We have a new pet. His name is Noodle. I need some help filming a TikTok with him later. Wanna do the whole "my money doesn't jingle jingle, it folds" thing with him.

:0 Fuck yeah! That audio's been stuck in my head for like a week

One question though: You were sorta vague about what kind of pet Noodle is, and anywhere else but White Crest that would be fine.

So what is Noodle?

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It’s a Ruff Life || Ari & Kyle

TIMING: Time is fake PARTIES: @darkh0wl & @letsbenditlikebennett SUMMARY: Ari takes a go at being a wolf guru for Kyle. Turns out she doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing either!

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Loads of Fun || Kyle and Kaden

TIMING: Current LOCATION: Coin-o-rama PARTIES: @darkh0wl and @chasseurdeloup SUMMARY: Late night laundry gets a little complicated. CONTENT WARNINGS: None

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stolensiren​:

Probably, but, like, they probably get a billion people trying to contact them a day. I need to stick out! My boss has a haunted doll on display at the front of the shop, and I want to be YouTube famous about it.

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Why don’t you make a TikTok or something about your haunting, and send them the videos? I think they’re more likely to see a viral video. Also maybe call like an exorcist or something. 

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stolensiren​:

What’s the best way to contact a semi-famous internet ghost hunting duo? Do you just tweet at them until they notice you?

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Do they have a facebook page or a website? I’d personally look for contact info there. What do you need ghost hunters for??

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deathisanartmetzli​:

Can you raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by my amazing personality and for some reason have called me anything close to insuffer intolerable.

I’m doing this for science.

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I have. ://

I might have called you intolerable just once or twice. ://

Is there a support group?

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deathisanartmetzli​:

Are ya gonna cry about it? Let me grab a bottle so I can catch your tears and season food with it later.

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Ah, sorry. I’m no phoenix. I think you’ll find my tears unseasoned and useless. Unless, of course, you don’t like flavor. Then maybe you’ll love my white boy tears.

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deathisanartmetzli​:

You don’t even know me? Strong words from an idiot stranger.

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I know you’ve bullied me on the internet before :(

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@deathisanartmetzli​:

Awoo is the sound a wolf makes. Idiot.

AwOo iS tHe sOuNd-- shut up i hate you

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If a dream is a wish your heart makes, who is in love with glue and pizza?

What the fuck does this

ur mom

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Awoo?

[user howls impulsively]

What?

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letsbenditlikebennett​:

[pm] Whether or not you look better, dead you in front of a fireplace would make me sad and you don’t want that. Not that I don’t deserve to be sad But you deserve to liv

You might hate running, but the wolf in you enjoys it. It helps dull some of that pent up energy so it doesn’t just come out whenever and wherever. Good, it’ll be nice to have you there. It will be good for the both of us. Safer, too. I’ll for sure show you the breathing. It’s saved my dumb ass more than once. 

Ugh, I hate that. I’m not surprised it was. Wait, mime lay eggs? Things I really didn’t need to know. If a mime egg gets mixed in with my chicken eggs I’m suing. 

So me and a few friends may have ran into a giant lizard? Its tail thought I looked good for the yeeting and I hit a tree. It’s about healed up now. I can take it out of the sling. Yeah, she was really proud of the farm. She wanted there to be a safe place for other wolves. I’m sure she understood. I’m gonna ask Kitty how berries and wheat would do. Maybe some tomatoes or potatoes. I don’t know a lot about planting but Kitty grew up on a farm so I defer to her there. Just no watermelon. 

[pm] No, you’re right. I don’t want you to be sad. 

Oh, kind of like having a border collie inside me. It needs to run off the energy. I guess I get that. I guess I get that the buddy system would be good during a full moon, too. Thank you, though. I’m working on my shit and you don’t know how much it helps to have you giving me your tips and tricks. 

That’s what I was told. I hope they don’t actually lay eggs, because that’s horrifying to think about. I think mime eggs look different than chicken eggs, but you probably shouldn’t eat one.

I hate this town. I’m glad you’re healing, then. That sounds scary. I didn’t even know we had giant lizards here. A safe place for wolves sounds like just the thing I need right about now. You, too, if you’re doing battle with lizards. I’d love to meet Kitty, too. But why no watermelon?

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corpse--diem​:

Uh-huh. Can’t say that I have. So it’s your friend’s birthday and you want to want to celebrate how much you hate him by making him eat horrible food because of a TV show he likes. I only kind of believe you  can get behind that, I guess. You should check out some of those recipes from the 50′s where they somehow incorporate jelly into every meal. Absolutely horrendous.

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Not hate. Love. It’s an act of love to make him this very bad cake that I will not eat. Ew, sounds like something my grandma would make me eat. Thanks for the tip, grandma. I’ll google it. 

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monstersfear​:

Yeah. I’ve been told I’m a very helpful person.

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Really? Are you sure they were talking about you? Well, then I look forward to your help in the future.