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Okay so I just got chewed out by some engineer for "gushing about kaiju". I get that they are destructive, but they are also incredibly interesting. There are no other creatures on our planet, or in our solar system for that matter, like them. Imagine if we could find a way to replicate whatever they use for cloning! How could anyone deny that they are so fucking cool? Terrible and destructive sure, but cool! Cool in like a strictly scientific way! How does nobody understand this?!

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Dogs, cats or moths?

Hell yes! My first ask! Tough choice but I'll have to go with moths. Godzilla vs. Mothra was one of my favorite movies growing up so I have a soft spot for those fuzzy little dudes.

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I'm outing my lab partner for not getting sleep. Hermann this is a call out post. Go to bed.

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You mean if I get caught! They are playing some video I think now is my chance. I'll see you in the lab, man!

So we had a safety inspection for the first time in a while (thanks to having basically no funding). And apparently I was not "up to code". So now I can't work until I sit through some bullshit work saftey seminar later today.

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Thanks man. Do you think I'd get in more trouble if I snuck out of a safety seminar halfway through it?

So we had a safety inspection for the first time in a while (thanks to having basically no funding). And apparently I was not "up to code". So now I can't work until I sit through some bullshit work saftey seminar later today.

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Okay I'll bring you some coffee then on my way back from this stupid lecture. If I don't die from boredom first.

So we had a safety inspection for the first time in a while (thanks to having basically no funding). And apparently I was not "up to code". So now I can't work until I sit through some bullshit work saftey seminar later today.

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Thanks man. I'll probably stay in late tonight so today doesn't feel like a complete waste of time. What are your plans for today?

So we had a safety inspection for the first time in a while (thanks to having basically no funding). And apparently I was not "up to code". So now I can't work until I sit through some bullshit work saftey seminar later today.

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No I haven't changed my ways because they work perfectly fine! And yeah real useful we are suspended from work like this. Dude I'm literally going insane just sitting around like this. I had so many experiments and lab work planned today.

So we had a safety inspection for the first time in a while (thanks to having basically no funding). And apparently I was not "up to code". So now I can't work until I sit through some bullshit work saftey seminar later today.

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EXACTLY! I've heard the same lecture like a hundred times. And what else would they do fire me? I'm the only kaiju expert around!

So we had a safety inspection for the first time in a while (thanks to having basically no funding). And apparently I was not "up to code". So now I can't work until I sit through some bullshit work saftey seminar later today.

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Right?! And it's not like I haven't had to sit through a lab safety lecture before! It's such bullshit all because I don't wear the safety goggles and accidentally dropped some kaiju guts while the guy was inspecting the lab. Like I've definately had worse days in the lab and haven't gotten in any trouble.

So we had a safety inspection for the first time in a while (thanks to having basically no funding). And apparently I was not "up to code". So now I can't work until I sit through some bullshit work saftey seminar later today.

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So we had a safety inspection for the first time in a while (thanks to having basically no funding). And apparently I was not "up to code". So now I can't work until I sit through some bullshit work saftey seminar later today.

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(OOC: sorry its like 3 am I made this for absolutely no reason and cannot stop laughing at it)

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If by "every once and a while" you mean almost never, because it is extremely rare.

I suppose I should start using this blog to complain about Newton, like HR told me to. Here goes, then:

Newton has been singing all afternoon while he works. Rather loudly, I might add. I don’t know if he’s aware of it since he has ear buds in. Either way, it’s rather distracting.

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I make a fuss because it like never happens! I think Pentecost might be the only other person who doesn't say please and that's becuase he out ranks basically everyone in this dome.

I suppose I should start using this blog to complain about Newton, like HR told me to. Here goes, then:

Newton has been singing all afternoon while he works. Rather loudly, I might add. I don’t know if he’s aware of it since he has ear buds in. Either way, it’s rather distracting.

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[ask-newt-g-therockstar]

Wow you used please and thank you in one day? Directed at me? I'm shocked. And you're welcome.

I suppose I should start using this blog to complain about Newton, like HR told me to. Here goes, then:

Newton has been singing all afternoon while he works. Rather loudly, I might add. I don’t know if he’s aware of it since he has ear buds in. Either way, it’s rather distracting.

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[ask-newt-g-therockstar]

Yeah I can tell since that is like one of the few times you have ever said please to me. And thanks, Herm.

I suppose I should start using this blog to complain about Newton, like HR told me to. Here goes, then:

Newton has been singing all afternoon while he works. Rather loudly, I might add. I don’t know if he’s aware of it since he has ear buds in. Either way, it’s rather distracting.

( @ask-newt-g-therockstar​ )