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would you fight the sun-- no, the green sun

oh? havent you heard? 

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beta kids minecraft server indulgents

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OH!!!!!!!!!!! MY WI!NWEENSes

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The Return Of A God Old As Time

Hey everyone!! Sorry for the unwarned almost year long hiatus. I died or something I don’t really have an excuse but now everyones favorite shit askblog is back, so, send in some asks for this (literally) shitfaced asshole and I’ll get right on it. 

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plea2e ii ju2t want two 2hare my diick onliine

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i looked up vore jokes and your blog was the first thing that popped up

good that2 the way iit 2hould be

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ask-that-one-leijon replied to your post: Can I suck your pEnis) :o((((

iim not gonna giive you my 2weet genetiic lemonade wiithout diinner or a driink fiir2t. that2 iimproper.

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Can I suck your pEnis)

ii hope you liike iit.

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FUCK ME DASSY

my bulge ii2 2tayiing iin my pants; no matter how much your thiir2ty a22 miight need wateriing

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ii2 jar jar biinks a viirgiin

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Don't fuck Jarjar

ii pau2e, diick already partially 2heathed iin2iide of jarjar. "iit2 two late," ii 2ob, 2liidiing home iin the aliien, "my diick ii2 beiin con2umed iin theiir tiight a22hole." Tear2 blur my vii2iion. "Plea2e, tell my wiife ii love her."

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300 follower giveaway

yo so thx for following. i really appreciate it!! to celebrate im having a giveaway even though like nobody asked for it so here’s how this works:

you’ve gotta be following me to get picked 

reblog this post to enter

1st prize:

knees up/ full body colored

2nd prize:

shoulders up colored

Third prize: 

icon

Fourth prize:

sketch

Fifth prize:

jarjar

Prizes will be randomly given 

(ends july 10)

message me questions

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me: sees a quality, good, astonishing Sollux blog

me: ...

me: Y O U A R E L I K E L I T TL E B A B Y W AT CH T H IS

me: P I S SE S O N F L O O R

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like to ask her what’s wrong

reblog to wipe away her tears

ignore to let her cry herself to sleep

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The floor is drawing good hands