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Howdy, you spectacular human beings!  This year has been...  a lot.  I know 2021 isn't gonna instantly be roses and sunshine, but I wish all of you the happiest of New Years.  I cannot thank you enough for the love and support you've shown this blog, even in my long-ass hiatuses (A.K.A. moments where life itself gets way too much).  Y'all are gems, truly.

I concluded the year in a way that would make our favourite Irish dickhead proud. ❤

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dutch wank der piss is nothing but a twink in bears clothing

I beg your damn pardon?

*runs behind bushes to cackle-laugh*

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Hey top hat Mystery man, What do you do when you did already?

... pardon?

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I want Javier to beat me to death with his guitar.

That is a strange desire. Given the circumstances, I would be happy to oblige.

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You know Dutch you keep treating Molly like she's not worth your time and someone might steal your lady *looks at Molly and winks*

Ain't takin' if I'm givin' myself away. Screw 'im.

I treat her exactly how she should be. I ain't the monster people seemingly think I am.

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Pearson, can I have a hug? A-and maybe a kiss, if you’re okay with that? *blushes*

My dear, you surely can. I'd love to provide.

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Arthur do you need a hug?

Usually.

Shut up. I never say no to hugs, darlin'.

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*point at micah* snitch snitch snitch snitch snitch snitch snitch

Oh yeah, cause I've never been accused of that, before. Start singin' a new song, folks.

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Swanson, you’re a handsome man and I appreciate you

You all are far too nice to an old fool like me. I can't thank you enough.

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Everyone here is wonderful, I love you all except for Micah. He can eat dirt. (I saw what you did to cain, you heartless bag of rice)

I have no idea what you're talking about. And again with the "except Micah".

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*Latches onto Arthur like a fucking leech* I love you. *Looks at Micah* You look like if iron deficiency was a person, you have muscle mass of a sheet of paper and I will gladly curbstomp your head in to protect Arthur.

If this is your way of wooing me, I must say, it's not not working.

I'm surrounded by such lovely people.

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I actually think micah is kinda hot. May i kiss you mister bell?

If the moment takes you, let it be. Go for it.

*gagging noises*

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Hey guys guess who I am! *Tapes mustache to face* I HAVE A PLAAAAN

Heh heh heh. You're far too pretty for that.

Now, what would possess you to say that, Arthur? That was just downright uncalled for.

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Are any of the guys ticklish and where?

Ooooooh, Arty's ticklish, I'm sure of it.

Don't call me Arty, and I'm not.

Ohoho, I'm gonna find it. *starts tickling him on various spots*

If you don't take your hands off of me, I'm gonna take them off of you.

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hey audience, since we’re in 2020 we could put ‘never gonna give you up’ on a cd, get a radio, mail it to the gang, then boom. rick rolled from the future

You could put what on a what? You're in what? The year 2020?? What?

What?

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Reverend is hot

I am? Oh my, do I have a fever? I haven't had any...

Reverend, I think that means attractive.

It... oh... oh my... I, uh... th-thank you. I appreciate it very much.

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I'm mischief anon, please where's Charles?

Right here. You're what now?