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What food does Ruby like?

Sapphire: There are some things she enjoys. Meat, pure sugar, corn. 

Ruby: BUT I’M NOT A FOOD KINDA GEM. IT JUST KINDA BURNS UP. THOUGH IT’S MORE PLEASANT EATING WITH SAPPHY.

Sapphire: Less fire, more sugar. 

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Ooc: My Paddy and Sapphire are now available for sale on t-shirts, hoodies cellphone cases, stickers, and prints. Lowkey proud.

https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/t-shirt/men/starry-sapphire/1262443/

https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/t-shirt/men/padparadscha/1262471/

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Decided to get good with art and come back.

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How can Sapphire be cold if she's so hot? 😉

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So *loud cough*, have you both heard of the Consummation of Marriage?

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Soooo, does Sapphire have busty bluebies?

Ruby: SHE HAS THE BEST BLUEBIES. GORGEOUS BLUEBIES! MAGNIFICENT BLUEBUES!

Sapphire: Ruby. Stop.

Ruby: STUNNING

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So Ruby, what’s it like being married to the best gem?

Ruby: BEING WITH SAPPHIRE IS LIKE EXPERIENCING ONE OF THOSE PERFECT DAYS, ONLY YOU WAKE UP AND EXPERIENCE IT ALL OVER AGAIN. EVEN IF WE FIGHT, I WOULDN’T TRADE HER FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

Sapphire: Oh Ruby ~

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Married Gems

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Ruby!! She’s super CUTE

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Sapphire: Ask box is open. Feel free to ask any question you would like answered and I will try my best to answer it as correctly as the foreseeable future permits. 

Ruby: Or I’ll kick yer butts so hard you’ll kiss the moon!

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wedding of the year