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Thats it, I'm switching to pamsong now. Meeple sucks anyway

*throws away all my meeple related stuff*

Aw.

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Can you say the words "I'm proud of you" for no reason at all.

Pfft.

There's nothing about you for me to be proud of.

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high five Steve, I live in your walls 👍

And not paying YOUR half of the rent? Get out, squatter.

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Be nice to MePhone4 I think u traumatized him ☹️

A simple factory reset would do.

Poof! Gone, like nothing ever happened. Revert him back to a squeaky clean slate. Doesn't that sound just ideal?

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT I HATE YOU

Oh, Is it though?

I'm not the genius who decided to pull the plug on everything, y'know.

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what if i relate to mephone4

How tragic.

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are u skibidi?

you probably aren't and that's okay!! not all of us are I am though. I'm so skibidi

Get out of my askbox.

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Mr cobs where is my family

Unless your family was generated by MeLife, I'm sure they're out there somewhere.

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I'm going to grill you over a campfire and put butter and salt on you.

Loving the empty threats! Please, continue, I'd love to see what else you have in mind.

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Steve can I make out with you

No. Next question.

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A more clever one? Here you go

Somehow you've gone even lower than you already were.

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is the meeple corporation.... as the kids say..... woke......

Well, we're certainly awake, aren't we?

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Have u ever thought of how some of your products may see you as a parental figure or not? Just curious

If I'm being completely honest, I do — quite a lot. And frankly, being viewed as such a figure opens up quite a range of opportunities when it comes to authority.

It's cute, really!

Sure, it does come with it's disadvantages, but that's how you know where certain adjustments are needed.

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what would happen if MephoneX suddenly started attacking you?

Don't be silly.

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…

One question.

Why.

Why did you tell them?? The contestants??? About how THEY ARE NOT REAL???

Oh, but if I didn't, who will?

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bro really said "mods, send a deadly robotic phone that produces alarm noises towards this person"

A lovely feature, isn't it?

Really goes for the kill.

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I assume everyone's doing well, yes?

Surely you lot weren't THAT affected by a simple reality show.

Though I may not be one to talk, I'm sure we can collectively agree that the finale was.. a bit underwhelming, wouldn't you say?

...Frankly, it's quite disappointing.

But! No point dwelling on it — Show's over.

Back to work.