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Irritating eh? I prefer dashing rapscallion but if it’s all the same to you love I’ll be anything you want me to be. However I wouldn’t consider you to be a saint either...

Do you find Hook handsome?

He’s alright for a pirate, I suppose. Though he does irritate me. @ask-thedevilishpiratejones

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Do you miss Neverland?

Not once have I ever looked back on that cursed island with fondness. So I suppose the answer to that questions is no.

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What do you do with stowaways? Asking for a friend.....

Any stowaway found aboard my ship must be prepared to join the ranks of the crew. We have fun but we are not free passage for anyone. You can let your mate know if they aren’t prepared to work they needn’t act on such plan.

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So what was your first impression of Emma?

If I was an honest man I suppose I’d say rather beautiful. Trouble of course, but ravishing none the less.

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Do you wear eyeliner?

I certainly line my eyes black but it’s not for cosmetics reasons like the Queen would have you believe. It’s simply to keep the sun from my eyes when sailing. The sea can become quite blinding on a hot day.

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OOC: So sorry everyone! My power cut out yesterday because of construction on our street hitting a power line! But it’s back! So I’ll actually be able to answer my asks today haha.

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OOC: I’ll be on later today and answering asks! ☠️

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Have you ever had a furry friend travel alongside you on your journeys? 😁💕

In my experience... Furry companions are more of a Princess thing it would seem and last I checked I’m certainly not one of those.  

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You really are a codfish, you know that? :p

I--I’m really not sure If I’m meant to take this as an insult or a compliment...

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What was your favorite place that you’ve visted?

This ones easy, any place that had a Tavern worth drinking and lovely lass’s worth meeting. Although I’ve had quite the good time pillaging other places as well. Its the thrill of the chase really when It comes to said adventures. I can’t pick just one.  

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Ever make nice with lost boys?

No one makes nice with the lost boys... bunch of scoundrels. It’s why I put that awful Island behind me. 

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You’re so handsome why do you have to be so handsome ??

I’ve been asked this question before however I never grow tired of hearing it, though I do thank you for the high praise love. I guess you could say I was blessed.

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Any Connections to a Captain Sparrow?

I don’t know the Gent but I’m willing to bet he’s only half the captain I am. 

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How do you feel about Tinkerbell?

Tinkerbell and I have an interesting history. As do I with most things in Neverland. I may hate that god forsaken island but she’s one of the good ones.

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Favorite thing about Pubs?

Well that would be the women of course... or is it the booze and the gambling? You know I can’t seem to keep it straight whenever I’m in one so I suppose I just love it all.

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Why are you handsome?

Find me handsome do you? I’m flattered Love. I suppose I was just born lucky.

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Why don’t you have a Perm?

What in the Devil is a Perm?