askblackeaglesclaude

[askblackeaglesclaude]

*boopa his nose* Boop!

Wha... Thank you?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Well if a person such as he gets snatched, it's likely bc the Anon will want to hang. Check their room/house, maybe?

Ah, what a brilliant deduction! Perhaps that is the next best place to look!

Sound like a plan, @asksimpingdimitri @ask-claudes-number-2 ?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

*dances from an undisclosed location*

Oi Dimitri??? I think Claude was just snatched???? Should we worry about this???? -Koi Anon

Oh no! Of course we should worry, that’s Claude!

@ask-claudes-number-2 @askthetsundereman We have to do something about this! Where might he have been taken?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

*Steals him*

HeY- Wh- Whoa, where are you going?!

[askblackeaglesclaude]

What's the craziest theory you've come up with and how late did you stay up with someone to discuss it?

Alright anon, you've asked for this. This is going to sound a little crazy, but... We I suspect that Flayn might actually have a little bit of fish genes. Specifically, genes from the Sphyraena, otherwise known as the Great Barracuda. Now think about it: This would explain her love of seafood, as well as, get this, why we've never seen her ears. Maybe it's because she doesn't have any! I tried to propose this theory to Dimitri a few days back, but all he said was "Claude, it's almost sunrise, please go back to bed". Linhardt understood just fine, however.

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Oh yeah! I got a lot of painting I'd like to do today, its gonna be great!

Oh, I had no idea you were a painter, Mochi! I do hope you get everything done! It's always nice to hear my friends are in a good mood.

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Hey there claude! How was your day?

Aw, my day? It's been alright so far! I've been discussing with Dimitri our plans for this year's harvest. What about you? Do you have any plans in mind?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

*Sets up one of those cartoon traps where there's a slice of cake under a box being held up by a stick*

I... what?? How did this get here?

*He looks around, though no one seems to be watching.*

This is most definitely a trap, but eh... might as well entertain.

*He takes the slice of cake, sitting with it for a while before noticing the stick. He knocks it over on purpose. The box falls.*

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Hey Dimitri! How are you?

Not Dimitri, but I can ask him! @asksimpingdimitri

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Dude,your face is reder that an apple, you have the hots for lindhart. GO TELL HIM YOU IDIOT

Ack- Everyone keeps saying that! I- *sigh* listen: Yes, I do think he's pretty. Very pretty, at that. He's got beautiful eyes, and I do love the way his hair sweeps by his face, it frames his smile quite nicely. And wow, his smile can make my heart flutter- But does that mean I like him? I... I don't know. That's complicated. I mean, I do genuinely enjoy any and all time spent with him, I couldn't ask for a better classmate or a better friend. He's very refreshing to be around! Not to mention, he's quite brilliant. And we think alot alike. Besides, who else is going to go out to break rules with me? Yes, we do spend a lot of time together... and my heart seems to skip a beat when he holds my hand... and... oh. Oh no.

.....Maybe. It's a hard maybe. But how could I ever just tell him that? No. No. Absolutely not.

(tl;dr, MAYBE I like Linhardt-)

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Is Edelgard the leader of the Golden Deer?

Ah, yes, she is!

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Oooh!!!!! You did it!!!!! You kissed him!!!!! Congrats!!!!!

I- Er- Thank you? Wait, who told you that-

[askblackeaglesclaude]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*he slams open the door* DOOOORAAAAAA!!! *he appears to be vibrating*

YEEEEEEEES??

[askblackeaglesclaude]

I... umm... I guess not.

I DOUBLE dare you.

You DOUBLE dare me?? This... You better have a good reason for this...

Well... The best I can do is ask. But don’t get your hopes up, he’s going to say no.

@ask-claudes-number-2 , you seeing this?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

I... I mean... It’s...*sighs*

Well, here goes-

//( also massive thank you to @asksimpingdimitri for drawing this scene so I didn’t have to! Art block is the new bane of my existence, I ilove you so much Dimi)\\

I DOUBLE dare you.

You DOUBLE dare me?? This... You better have a good reason for this...

Well... The best I can do is ask. But don’t get your hopes up, he’s going to say no.

@ask-claudes-number-2 , you seeing this?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

I’m not admitting anything.

Claude does like Linhardt, right?

Well, yeah, it seems so! Care to explain, @askblackeaglesclaude ?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

.......yes? Wait, what is it that you’re implying-

I DOUBLE dare you.

You DOUBLE dare me?? This... You better have a good reason for this...

Well... The best I can do is ask. But don’t get your hopes up, he’s going to say no.

@ask-claudes-number-2 , you seeing this?