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[askdrunkdave]

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Lyrics: 

wake up in the morning

feelin like roxy lalonde 

grab my shades

i'm out the door

i'm gunna get crunk tonight

before i abscond

brush my teeth with a 

can of 4loko

cause when im out on the town

pass the damn shots

--

i'm talking stumblin down my stairs stairs

puke on all my clothes clothes

terezi blowin up my phone phone (where we goin' tonight?)

bros talkin, smuppets are everywhere please

tryin to find my  panties

tryna get a little bit tipsyyy (fuck im already drunk)

--

don't stop, cap it off

striders blowin your speakers up

tonight, imma strife

till we see the sunlight  

tick, tock, slide one down

but the party dont stop no

shots all night long

chasers are the bomb

--

keep pouring, i want more

striders going hardcore

tonight, imma drink

till i see the bathroom sink

tick tock, on the rocks

but the party never stops, no

whoa whoa ohoo

whoa whoah uhohhhh

--

ain't got no car in my name, but got plenty of friends

ain't got no fake id, so bro always buys me 

and now the eridans showing up, cause he hears we got swwagger

but we kick him to the curb, cause he just dont matter (wweeh)

--

everybody gettin crunk crunk

johns touching karkats junk junk

sollux is looking like a hunk hunk   (HEYYY)

now, now we goin till we run out out

or bro shuts us down down

bro bro shut us down down

b-b- shut us (dowwnn)

--

don't stop, cap it off

striders blowin your party up

tonight imma strife

till we see the sunlight

tick tock, on the rocks

but the party don't stop no

turn back that time

party rewind

--

don't stop, keep pouring

come on

no dude i want to get shit-faced drunk tonight

like keep fucking pouring 

i want the whole thing filled with alcohol

yes

yes the whole fucking glass

ye- no im fine im old enough just fucking give it to me asshole

oh shit

--

you fill my cup

you buy me beer

my kokoro, yeah it dokis

--

with my glass up

you got me now

you got that loko

yeah you got me

--

you fill my cup 

you buy me beer

my kokoro,

yeah now it dokis

--

with my glass up

put your glass up

put your glass up up up up up

now the party don't start till i slump in....

--

don't stop, cap it off

striders blowin your speakers up

tonight imma strife

till we see the sunlight

tick tock, slide em down

but the party don't stop no

shots all night long

chasers are the --ohgod

--

keep pouring, i want more

striders goin har--- oh god

tonight--- drinking

see the sun

on the ro

wouhahh 

i can't fucking do this

i'm going to puke everywhere

oh god fuck fuck where's the bathroom

shit

HEUGH

puke

puke eveyrwheer

[askdrunkdave]

MORE AWESOME HOMESTUCKS!!!

Tonight (by which I mean right now) we have the wonderful askdrunkjohn, askdrunkdave, askdrunkunksollux, askjohnandvriska, gasolineveins, askirljake, askirldocscratch, and askdad ansewring questions from the chat, so be sure to tune in!

[askdrunkdave]

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Livestream!

We are being drunk cosplay human stuck sexy larpung

and.. play Just dance 

askdrunksollux and askdrunkjohn and askjohnandvriska are with us

CLICK HERE TO GET IN HERE NERDS

[askdrunkdave]

Happy New Years! 

DRIVE SAFE.

Or at least I hope you all did, since this is late.

Don't get in a car with a drunk person, even if they seem alright.

And watch out on the roads, I almost got hit by a taxi on the way home, tonight is not safe, if you can stay at a friends house close by do it.

Please be safe everyone.

Also thanks 3,000+ aaaa you guys are seriously awesome! (i will do something better for this lalalalater)

[askdrunkdave]

holy titties

Awww yehsd i am sof ready!! ASK BOX OPEN.

[askdrunkdave]

Askf Druimk Dave Stridfer: Get shit faced with Kanaya 

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Blerrrgll2thf2hfhflllliillglgllflfhhthh22

/fails at everything/

.___. noticed that the creator of one of my favorite HS blogs/au was following me (can you guess who?) And freaked out and did this.  i vaguely remember freaking out about this once before. Oh well watevs.

also testing out some new brush settings <3

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[askdrunkdave]

the little nubby-horned bucket slut wants to play?

we can play

[askdrunkdave]

hell fucking yes

[askdrunkdave]

boobsforchristmas reblogged your post: no way girl stomach of STEEL

block

He’s holding Arizona tea. oh Dave you’re silly.

arizona... tea?

[askdrunkdave]

no way girl stomach of STEEL

[askdrunkdave]

who are you

damn all these chicks on my dick

[askdrunkdave]

[askdrunkdave]

hell yes

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