#drunkdave

[askdrunkdave]

[askdrunksollux-blog]

njkot liike ii watn to go oorr amytjiing 

[bringitondown-blog-blog]

HOLD YOUR PUSSY

Leka about my feelings for Ryan Gosling

[askdrunkdave]

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Lyrics: 

wake up in the morning

feelin like roxy lalonde 

grab my shades

i'm out the door

i'm gunna get crunk tonight

before i abscond

brush my teeth with a 

can of 4loko

cause when im out on the town

pass the damn shots

--

i'm talking stumblin down my stairs stairs

puke on all my clothes clothes

terezi blowin up my phone phone (where we goin' tonight?)

bros talkin, smuppets are everywhere please

tryin to find my  panties

tryna get a little bit tipsyyy (fuck im already drunk)

--

don't stop, cap it off

striders blowin your speakers up

tonight, imma strife

till we see the sunlight  

tick, tock, slide one down

but the party dont stop no

shots all night long

chasers are the bomb

--

keep pouring, i want more

striders going hardcore

tonight, imma drink

till i see the bathroom sink

tick tock, on the rocks

but the party never stops, no

whoa whoa ohoo

whoa whoah uhohhhh

--

ain't got no car in my name, but got plenty of friends

ain't got no fake id, so bro always buys me 

and now the eridans showing up, cause he hears we got swwagger

but we kick him to the curb, cause he just dont matter (wweeh)

--

everybody gettin crunk crunk

johns touching karkats junk junk

sollux is looking like a hunk hunk   (HEYYY)

now, now we goin till we run out out

or bro shuts us down down

bro bro shut us down down

b-b- shut us (dowwnn)

--

don't stop, cap it off

striders blowin your party up

tonight imma strife

till we see the sunlight

tick tock, on the rocks

but the party don't stop no

turn back that time

party rewind

--

don't stop, keep pouring

come on

no dude i want to get shit-faced drunk tonight

like keep fucking pouring 

i want the whole thing filled with alcohol

yes

yes the whole fucking glass

ye- no im fine im old enough just fucking give it to me asshole

oh shit

--

you fill my cup

you buy me beer

my kokoro, yeah it dokis

--

with my glass up

you got me now

you got that loko

yeah you got me

--

you fill my cup 

you buy me beer

my kokoro,

yeah now it dokis

--

with my glass up

put your glass up

put your glass up up up up up

now the party don't start till i slump in....

--

don't stop, cap it off

striders blowin your speakers up

tonight imma strife

till we see the sunlight

tick tock, slide em down

but the party don't stop no

shots all night long

chasers are the --ohgod

--

keep pouring, i want more

striders goin har--- oh god

tonight--- drinking

see the sun

on the ro

wouhahh 

i can't fucking do this

i'm going to puke everywhere

oh god fuck fuck where's the bathroom

shit

HEUGH

puke

puke eveyrwheer

[askdrunksollux-blog]

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[razzda]

Will there be more askdrunkdave? I'm not really implying anything. I'm just curious. :)

AH probably not, I just wouldn't know how to randomly revive it, my friend even mentioned today doing all the drunks cosplay 

JUST, HE GOT ALCOHOL POISONING AND DIED, HESDEAD

M' GOOD

M' NOT GOOD

[younevershineifyouneverburn]

L-E-K-A :3

L. One of my insecurities. - That I'm never enough 

E. My best friend. - Sherlock (no I'm not being sarcastic XD )

K. Relationship with my parents. - rather meh most of the time

A. Why my last relationship ended. - He had to go on tour and was married I mean wot 

I've never actually been in one so XD

thank you dear :D

[askdrunkdave]

[itsbrandonrichardflowers-blog]

drunkdave replied to your post: drunkdave replied to your post: oi, só agora...

QUASE casada, na verdade. caso em dezembro. mas odeio a palavra “noivo” e “namoro” parece pouco, enfim…………… o importante é que eu durmo com o brandon. hell yeah.

Yeah! Minha mãe tbm acha estranho o fato de dormir com o Brandon. Mas o importante é que a gente dorme com ele... fuck Yeah Bitches. haha lol

[ask-drunk-dave]

woah hey yes hi

i just gained a butt ton of followers so... welcome 

sorry this has been so dead since forever, i've got some asks i'm in the middle of finishing up; hopefully i can get back to it and have at least one posted this week!

mad props to all my followers because none of you have left me yet 

TG: even tho it semss i hav eleft mysef

<3,

chaser

[askdrunkdave]

right here

[gatsbypartyrocker]

drunkdave replied to your photo: Of course you can relive the past.

cho-ca-da que a meia entrada aí custa 12,00. tava me sentindo toda gostosona por pagar 19,00 na meia por aqui. tão me roubando? vou no procon? D:

você achou barato?? tem  uma menina que eu conheço aqui no tumblr que meia entrada onde ela mora é tipo, 6 ou 9 reais. assalto quem sofre somos nós.