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Don't pay attention to it, be happy

GC: I think I’ve read something like that on an Octan billboard before. It’s a great message, really. Mr. Business was onto something there!

BC: Ghg… it’s a message for the citizens, Good Cop. Not for people like us.

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BC: …That’s just what my face looks like. But you’re right, it’s best we stay out of trouble.

GC: What a spoilsport. I think you just have sour grapes because you’re bad at the game.

GC: Bad Cop says if I keep playing on my phone during work hours we’ll get in big trouble. Hehehe… I’m such a rebel.

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GC: Candy Crush! Velma showed me it… actually I think she showed everyone it. She’s on something like level 19,000 (yeah, there are a lot of levels!) Sometimes boss even asks her to beat a level for him! And we’ll be fine, we’ve never gotten in trouble before!

BC: Ha. Haha. Yeah…

GC: Bad Cop says if I keep playing on my phone during work hours we’ll get in big trouble. Hehehe… I’m such a rebel.

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GC: Bad Cop says if I keep playing on my phone during work hours we’ll get in big trouble. Hehehe… I’m such a rebel.

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Do you have any pets

GC: Unfortunately not, we’re a little too busy to take care of an animal right now.

BC: And I don’t want a pet.

GC: You can say that, but I know how you act at the animal shelter.

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what’s your favorite color?

GC: Pink! That goes for both of us.

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Quick question! What year is it for yall? Is Octan still in power?

GC: It’s 2014. What other year would it be? And um, the way you worded that second question implies Octan wouldn’t be in power forever? Hehe, that’s really untrue, it’s the largest corporation in the world. Maybe the only corporation in the world.

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⑄ Guys, can we go one day without overwheming people and dragging them into the multiverse stuff?

Anyway - Avi's cooking's pretty good. I'm a bot so I can't really vouch for it personally, but I've never heard anything bad. It's great to meet you :) Any funny arrests recently?

GC: Hmm, has this happened before? I appreciate you trying to look out for me, hehe. Hopefully there isn’t too much multiverse stuff for me to worry about, I have enough on my plate as it is. And it’s a little much to think about.

BC: It’s a lot much. You threw up.

GC: A little much, a lottle much, let’s split the difference and just call it much.

BC: That doesn’t make sense and I won’t be calling it that.

GC: Oh, boohoo. Anyways, master builder arrests can be funny sometimes! I mean, sometimes they build funny things. Like giant chickens…

BC: They’re destroying private property to do that. It’s not funny.

GC: Can’t you just imagine if they did it on their own property?

BC: No.

GC: You’re such a party pooper.

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Hello new cops! My name’s Avi, and it’s very nice to meet yall! I see yall’ve already met Garrett and Liam (@ask-good-cop-bad-cop)! He wasn’t lying about there being multiple of yall either. There was at least seven last time I checked; don’t worry about it too much though. The only reason that number is so high is because in my universe and the pilot universe yall are identical twins rather than sharing a body. Garrett already mentioned my besties @ask-scribblecop-tlm , but there’s also Galen and Brennan from my universe @ask-the-tlm-deities , Copperfield from @askthechronoverse, there’s a version of Good from the pilot universe @dual-input-tlm, there’s the one from Nightshade’s universe-I think he’s throwing a party with their universe’s Unikitty- not to mention all the other Emmet’s universes @emmetverse , and I think there was a blog before my time that had like six of yall?? Not sure on that one though. Anywho, I know this multiverse stuff can be confusing. I was weirded out too when I found out six months ago! But I’m sure yall will get used to it eventually! And I hope yall get better soon; vomit always sucks. Here’s a lil’ welcome gift, I would love to get to know yall!

[She leaves a box wrapped in purple with a gold ribbon wrapped around the middle. Inside is a dozen croissants, a dozen crookies (croissant cookies) a dozen normal chocolate chip cookies, a large storage container filled with chicken and sausage gumbo, a smaller container of rice, and a bag of saltines. A note reads, “Thought I’d share a lil’ taste of my culture with yall! The soup is a mild chicken and sausage gumbo, served over the jasmine rice kinda like a curry. Saltines are often served alongside this dish, and are normally dipped into it or used to scoop some of the contents onto the cracker to be eaten that way. Enjoy!”]

BC: Oh, that’s a lot… maybe I understand why Good Cop got overwhelmed earlier. Look, this is all… nice? But we have a diet and Good Cop’s already terrible at following it. And I don’t know you. So… I don’t really want this.

GC: He’s the fun police. I want some!

BC: Good Cop, we work for the government. And with you-know-what going on, assassination isn’t out of the question.

GC: I can’t believe you’re denying your sick little brother some freshly made food.

BC: We’re the EXACT SAME AGE! And you’re NOT SICK! Ughhh. Thanks but no thanks.

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eww, vomit helmet

BC: That’s rude. He couldn’t control throwing up. (Well maybe he could’ve eaten less pastries, but still.) How would you like it if he threw up on you next?

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BC: He’s never been the smart one. He’s never been the strong one either, for that matter. It’s fine, I still love him even if he freaks out and pukes on our helmet and also can’t do a push-up even though we have the exact same amount of muscle.

Oh hey, more of us! Now it's a party! Hi there!

GC: Wha- how- I- WHAT!? How are you me!? I’m me! This is getting scary!

BC: Hmm, I’ve never seen Good Cop’s face in person before. It’s just as dumb as I hoped. Oh, I mean that in a nice way… I really like being able to see him. Even if you’re some dopplegänger and not my Good Cop. And also uh, hi other Good Cop.

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BC: Even more are out there, huh? Master builders talk about weird stuff all the time, alternate universes among the rest. It’s not that crazy. To me, atleast. I think Good Cop threw up back there… that’ll be a pain to clean.

Oh hey, more of us! Now it's a party! Hi there!

GC: Wha- how- I- WHAT!? How are you me!? I’m me! This is getting scary!

BC: Hmm, I’ve never seen Good Cop’s face in person before. It’s just as dumb as I hoped. Oh, I mean that in a nice way… I really like being able to see him. Even if you’re some dopplegänger and not my Good Cop. And also uh, hi other Good Cop.

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Oh hey, more of us! Now it's a party! Hi there!

GC: Wha- how- I- WHAT!? How are you me!? I’m me! This is getting scary!

BC: Hmm, I’ve never seen Good Cop’s face in person before. It’s just as dumb as I hoped. Oh, I mean that in a nice way… I really like being able to see him. Even if you’re some dopplegänger and not my Good Cop. And also uh, hi other Good Cop.

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Wow. Erm. Sir. Sirs? Do we consider you as two people or only one? How does the head thing work???

Had these questions burning in the back of my mind for a while.

BC: As long as you’re respectful, I don’t care.

GC: I care! If you’re talking to or about just one of us, talk to him like one person! If you’re talking to or about both of us, then we’d be two!

BC: That works. And the “head thing”, (See the quotation marks I’m using? Don’t call it the head thing.) is confidential.

GC: The head thing is kind of hard to explain. I mean, to us it’s normal, so I don’t know what I should say! But as you can see, we’ve got two faces and when our head spins around, whichever face you’re seeing is the one that you’re talking to! But we’re both still concious, kind of! One of us just takes a backseat.

BC: I swear to- What does confidential mean to him!? Ugh.

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⛯ Heya! How's work been recently?

GC: Hello! Work’s been treating me alright! Mr. Business has been getting a bit of a temper lately, but whose boss isn’t grumpy, hehe? As long as I stay out of his way, everything’s okay. Ooh, that rhymes.

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GC: Ohh, that’s a good idea. 👍👍👍

My name is good cop and i like to eat poop.

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BC: No, start the messages with who you are. Make it clear right off the bat.

My name is good cop and i like to eat poop.