askjeanloopissoir

[askjeanloopissoir]

You ever tasted period blood

As you ask, Jean's face twists into that of distaste and horror at the thought as if he was just held pin-point. He lets out awkward stammer of words before responding to you in a properly formed sentence.

' Ehm.. ha.. a very weird question to ask me. Why would you need to know zis sort of information from Jean Loo when you could be asking all sorts of other questions, mon amie? '

' Unless zis is some.. fetish thing!? '

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Will you let me get you pregnant?

Jean gives you a vaguely confused expression at the question before it became more of an embarrassed shock... or some type of terror.

' Okay, okay.. now why would you think you could do THAT? Ze lil' crapper cannot get pregnant even if he did- ah, he does not even want kids! '

' ..Ze lil' crapper will not entertain zis silly idea anymore. '

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Bonne soirée, Jean! I’ve heard some of the other objects talk about their family and I was wondering if you had any family you’re close to?

' You wonder about my family.. well, let's see. '

[ His face is deep in thought as he thinks about it for a while in silence. ]

' . . . '

' Nothing that passes my mind, non. Mes excuses, mon ami. If anything does seem to come through to lil' crapper, he will let you know, yes? '

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Jean Loo, for people to win your heart they have to defeat you in a crap battle (note: cool rap battle), but what do YOU do when you have a crush on someone?

' Me? Crush? Ha! Don't joke like ze lil' crapper would partake in such boringness without (c)rapping. If professional (c)rapping is good enough for ze Jean Loo Pissoir, why shouldn't other's be juuuust as impressed with his (c)rapping skills too? '

. . .

' If they do not have a interest in my crapping (NOTE: Cool-Rapping) I do not have time for ze little newbie diaper babies who poop themselves instead of listening to ze real music. '

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pissboy why are you so skibidi

Jean gives a mildly confused look at you as you say this, not seeming to understand exactly what you're talking about before an annoyed expression.

' Eh? Is zis supposed to be an ouchie insult? Don't call ze lil' crapper zis. Infact, try to do better. '

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do you have a piss kink 💭💭💭

Jean's face contorts into one that seems more like embarrassment than anything else, he doesn't seem opposed to the question but sounds avoidant to it instead.

' Non. '

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Holy shit I'm gooning I can't even lie

Watersports of Jean Loo....PLEAS...PLLDLS I'LL GOON

Sure ♥️

Yup, you heard me, deadass NSFW art of Jean Loo pissing himself ahead, have fun and don't slaughter me 😭

Yup, not too sure what to say about myself, kinda embarrassing, happy birthday to me, I'm 19 now !! 😭

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Jean Loo, it said in your dateadex bio that you smelled a bit, is that true? (You are a toilet, don’t lie)

' Eh the dateadex.. hum? I do not think I smell very much. Maybe ze lil' crapper is too good at (c)rapping (NOTE: cool-rapping) to notice, unlike you with your little doggy sense's, eh.. '

. . .

' Why would you be smelling him for anyways? '

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I'm gonna get my cat, Bert, on the mic, this is what he has to ask you:

9.67?

' Ah, em. Well, you see, Lil' Crapper is honoured your cat would like to speak, tho he does not speak.. cat. '

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Can I ask what are your opinions on piss ♥️♥️

As you ask, Jean gives a look of embarrassment as if you've offered him the most obvious question in the world that he didn't want to fully answer, almost as if it left a sour taste in his mouth.

' .. Ah. See, zis is nothing I haven't handled before. If zis is being asked because you need to go, take off ze dateviators as a favour to lil (c)rapper. It can be unfathomably embarrassing. '

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JEAN LOO WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON JOHNNY SPLASH. PLS. I NEED IT FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES :333334

' Johnny Splash, you say? Hmm. He couldn't last a minute in a (c)rap (NOTE: cool-rap) battle if he tried, he does not have ze respect of ze Jean Loo Pissoir. But, maybe ze potential is there, yes. '

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' Ah, bonjour mes ami! What is it you'd like to ask ze lil' (c)rapper himself? Hurry up, I don't have all ze time in ze world to be wasting. '

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//OOC

This is simply a role-play / ask blog. Everything said is probably not canon or anything, just having fun hoping others will join me. The interactions ahead are mostly headcanon's, including sexuality and such. Anything said is not canon and just my personal interpretation.

I can be slow on occasion answering questions, remember I have a life outfit of Tumblr. /LH

Please refrain from asking :

Slurs or hate-speach of any kind

Political thing's

Disturbing or triggering questions

You're as free as you want to be entirely freaky tho, remember this game is originally 17+.

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