asksprunkifuloren

[asksprunkifuloren]

uuhh the blowing chunks sick

“ i don’t think i can be sick, unless i try really really hard to “

“ or i eat like three boxes worth of cleaning products “

“ theory debunked “

[asksprunkifuloren]

iiiif you say so man... also I heard that you might be sick?

“ sick .. ? “

“ .. like riding skateboards sick or blowing chunks sick ? “

[asksprunkifuloren]

ssss - ooooo I HEARD that dude - you gonna be alright man? did you break it?

“ ahaaha- yeah .. ye-yeah i’m cool. we’re cool “

[ He is blowing on the fist as if that’d do anything.. ]

“ just jarred a little eheh. i'm — i’m normal about it “

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*hugs the fluffy boi* eeeyyyy

[ Jerks and instinctively socks him in the gut ]

[ ..Crunch noise. He cracked his knuckled on Techy’s chest ]

“ ffFF- “

[ Shakes off his hand, cursing under his breath! OW. His fist is going to be bruised now. Places half his fist in his mouth ]

“ ggh- aaha .. haaa.. oowwch- sorry man, a little jumpy at the moment - “

[asksprunkifuloren]

* Gives Oren a shield *

[ Equips shield shakily. Holds it over his chest protectively ]

“ preesh- “

[asksprunkifuloren]

(Whips out medical knife)

Vivisection Time!

-🧑‍⚕️

“ h — huh ? “

[ Raises hands defensively ]

“ no wait. don’t cut me, bro.. hahaa - “

[asksprunkifuloren]

Uh Oren your boyfriend beat up the period cramp anons

[ Gives the anon a thumbs up from the floor ]

“ HAWT ! “

[asksprunkifuloren]

[ LP found you OUT bro ] [ ..Mostly because Tunner just told him everything himself lowkey, but regardless. He grins triumphantly, hands shoved deep into pockets and shrugging a bit ]

" hey. nothing evil about having a rendezvous with your best bud in the sheets " " sometimes you just need to kiss your bros tenderly ! " " ..i wish my bros kissed me tenderly.. they're all off doing their own thang all the time "

[ He crouches down a little to inspect the blue feather, as if that'd hold any answers ]

" why do you think you hurt him ? " " ..have you guys talked since then ? "

" hey sheriff..... can i vent ? "

@asksprunkifuloren

Strangely enough, this time around, Tunner seemed anything but relaxed and happy to be doing his job. He twiddled a dark blue feather between his fingers and drummed his other fingers on his thigh as he walked. He jerked his head up and looked around at the sound of Oren's voice, stopping his patrol to pause and face the alien. Thinking for a moment, Tunner finally breathed in deep, let out a shaky sigh, and tucked the feather away. "Sure, kiddo... What's up? Talk t' me, how can this ol' man help you out, huh?"

[asksprunkifuloren]

[ LP seemed to turn his head in the direction of the screech. But surely that was just coincidence.. he couldn't have heard that poor dude with these noise-cancelling headphones ] [ ..Maybe ] [ Focus zeroes back in on Tunner, who was not doing a really standup cosplaying as being chill. The concern on his face was a little palpable ]

" .. so it is 'bout courting .. "

[ Rocks back on his heels, grinning fondly ]

" it's not anything. we're bros, broski " " ..and you're not yourself right now " " so i know whatever this is, it's really screwing you up. you don't have to tell me anything " " just know i am here if you never need an ear " " my ears ? are fucking huuuge "

" hey sheriff..... can i vent ? "

@asksprunkifuloren

Strangely enough, this time around, Tunner seemed anything but relaxed and happy to be doing his job. He twiddled a dark blue feather between his fingers and drummed his other fingers on his thigh as he walked. He jerked his head up and looked around at the sound of Oren's voice, stopping his patrol to pause and face the alien. Thinking for a moment, Tunner finally breathed in deep, let out a shaky sigh, and tucked the feather away. "Sure, kiddo... What's up? Talk t' me, how can this ol' man help you out, huh?"

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[ He doesn't feel very funny at all. Hands are stuffed right into his pockets, tight-lipped smile ]

" i am the realest "

[ Continues not making eye contact, but does give Tunner the good ole finger pistols ] [ He gets it ]

" you don't need to bribe me with treats, duders " " ...although i am a huge slut for the dynamite tongue painters " " i know you're going through it right now "

[ Pause. No he doesn't ]

" ..do you need anything ? " " um. someone to talk to ? " " ..something to take your mind off it ? " " .....we can get absolutely toasted and i can give you a lightshow. my antennae glow in the dark and i have LED gloves "

" hey sheriff..... can i vent ? "

@asksprunkifuloren

Strangely enough, this time around, Tunner seemed anything but relaxed and happy to be doing his job. He twiddled a dark blue feather between his fingers and drummed his other fingers on his thigh as he walked. He jerked his head up and looked around at the sound of Oren's voice, stopping his patrol to pause and face the alien. Thinking for a moment, Tunner finally breathed in deep, let out a shaky sigh, and tucked the feather away. "Sure, kiddo... What's up? Talk t' me, how can this ol' man help you out, huh?"

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[ LP stiffened a little at the intensity of the other, bristling slightly ] [ His tail swung around anxiously, trying desperately to play it way cool, but he could not ]

" well, i - " " ..i was jus' going to say that. erm .. "

[ It's hard to form words when you're holding hands with the law, and also he is taking your non-problems seriously ] [ Cannot hold his gaze anymore, looking away sheepishly ]

" ..i was gona say that i was sad. because i haven't gotten head in 3 days. ahaaha " " ehehe .. " " ..heh. see.. ? not a big. not a major.. jussa joke "

" hey sheriff..... can i vent ? "

@asksprunkifuloren

Strangely enough, this time around, Tunner seemed anything but relaxed and happy to be doing his job. He twiddled a dark blue feather between his fingers and drummed his other fingers on his thigh as he walked. He jerked his head up and looked around at the sound of Oren's voice, stopping his patrol to pause and face the alien. Thinking for a moment, Tunner finally breathed in deep, let out a shaky sigh, and tucked the feather away. "Sure, kiddo... What's up? Talk t' me, how can this ol' man help you out, huh?"

[asksprunkifuloren]

[ Laying it on way too thick there, sheriff ] [ The rings around his bulbs spun thoughtfully as he stared Tunner down... he senses there might a bit of tension ] [ No idea why though ]

" rriiiight ..'kay " " didn't mean to piss on the vibes, my bad "

[ Rapid blinking ] [ Fist is pushed down.. He pushes it up into Tunner's stupid lil claws ]

" well.. yeah i was just going to make a stupid joke " " but now things have gotten kind of real " " and it'll make me feel really stupid "

" hey sheriff..... can i vent ? "

@asksprunkifuloren

Strangely enough, this time around, Tunner seemed anything but relaxed and happy to be doing his job. He twiddled a dark blue feather between his fingers and drummed his other fingers on his thigh as he walked. He jerked his head up and looked around at the sound of Oren's voice, stopping his patrol to pause and face the alien. Thinking for a moment, Tunner finally breathed in deep, let out a shaky sigh, and tucked the feather away. "Sure, kiddo... What's up? Talk t' me, how can this ol' man help you out, huh?"

[asksprunkifuloren]

" ..oohhh shut up holy crapola was that a feather ? "

[ Nevermind. It's not venting time. It's questioning time. It's knowing everything ever time ] [ It's being nosy time. It's prying into your deepest secrets time ]

" was that a blue feather ? " " no way.. you and jev ? " " i would've never guessed ! you are pulling big time, he is cute as fuck !! "

[ Holds out fist. For a bump! A fist bump ]

" fist me, dude ! "

" hey sheriff..... can i vent ? "

@asksprunkifuloren

Strangely enough, this time around, Tunner seemed anything but relaxed and happy to be doing his job. He twiddled a dark blue feather between his fingers and drummed his other fingers on his thigh as he walked. He jerked his head up and looked around at the sound of Oren's voice, stopping his patrol to pause and face the alien. Thinking for a moment, Tunner finally breathed in deep, let out a shaky sigh, and tucked the feather away. "Sure, kiddo... What's up? Talk t' me, how can this ol' man help you out, huh?"

[asksprunkifuloren]

heeeeey oren your fluffy as hell man can I hug you?

" bring it innn brochacho " " sorry im a little.. uh " " ..spent. just got back from a gig. i'm geeked out "

[asksprunkifuloren]

[ LP was more or less dealing with the fact Telica had practically strangled him for 10 seconds ] [ Standing there with his paper towel, antennae drooped, occasionally coughing and rubbing his throat ]

" ..i can't help but feel like there was a more ethical way to prevent me from choking, dude "

" Hey, an anonymous told me that you were gonna eat my heart…? But I don't think you did… just saying. "

She said, rubbing the back of her head nervously as what she just told her orange friend.

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" what the helly " " these polos are going rabid. haha. no ? " " besides the point, i just had breakfast "

[ It's unclear whether he's just joking around to ease the tension, or if he's being serious with that ] [ ..But it's probably the first! He knows what metaphors are ]

" unless you're offeriingg. i can probably make some room, dude. LOOLL "

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[ He grins, leaning down on his elbows ]

" thanks man. this has been a real treat " " not often do i get to share time with my bros " " want to get dinner later too ? "

“ DUUUDE ! “

[ Rushes up to him. Makes a jump gor him. Hope you aren’t holding anything Clukr, because you’re going to have to drop them to catch this guy ]

“ BROSKI I JUST GOT MY SET PLANNED ! YOU SHOULD COME TO ONE OF THE RAVES ! I’LL DOLL YOU UP LIKE THE RAVE KING I KNOW YOU CAN BE “

“ WANT TO GET LUNCH ?? I AM STARVING “

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"Rave? I dunno...but sure, we can get lunch! What do you want?"

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[ He was trying not to make a massive deal about it. To appear non-challant and aloof.. ] [ But he was definitely choking. Please help him Telica ]

" Hey, an anonymous told me that you were gonna eat my heart…? But I don't think you did… just saying. "

She said, rubbing the back of her head nervously as what she just told her orange friend.

@ask-telica

" what the helly " " these polos are going rabid. haha. no ? " " besides the point, i just had breakfast "

[ It's unclear whether he's just joking around to ease the tension, or if he's being serious with that ] [ ..But it's probably the first! He knows what metaphors are ]

" unless you're offeriingg. i can probably make some room, dude. LOOLL "