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I dare everyone to swallow a quarter! If you do I'll pay for your trip to the ER AND you'll get 100 bucks! :D

*Silence...*

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, assuming the average piece of wood has a volume of 3.56 cubic feet, and the density of an average piece of wood is 350 grams per square foot. Assuming the season is summer when the beavers are busy as a beaver, the winder resistance is west at a force of 10 N, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

(Purrshadow I swear if this is you /JOKE-)

*Blank staring*

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*FORCES THEM TO CHUG THE BOTTLES OF MUSTARD* YOU'RE GONNA EAT THE MUSTARD AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!

*CHOKES*

WHAT THE-

ACK-

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*GIVES THEM ALL A BOTTLE OF MUSTARD* DRINK.

*They staring at you like you crazy*

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Hey have any of you ever drank mustard?

*Staring at you*

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*kicks almondfort cookie

"!" *Falls on his face*

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what does Walnut think of Almondfort?

(She has no idea yet MWE HE HE HE)

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*punches almondfort cookie

"HEY! LEAVE THE ALMONDFORT ALONE!"

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I'M ADDING ALMONDFORT COOKIE ON HERE

BE NICEY TO HIM OR I'LL PUT HIM IN A DRESS (sorry space and almond)

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To Timefort Cookie, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like Chamomile Cookie?

"!!!!"

(*Timefort's face flushes a shade of red*)

"11."

"HEY!"

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Sea Queen you're too precious. Stop being cute.

"????"

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Viola! It is I! Sir John Chickenbones! I am Santa's accountant and I'm sorry to say he's gone bankrupt. No more presents for anyone.

*The fusions are silent, meanwhile me:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

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Whats it like being a fusion?

*Silence*

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is there anything bothering you Seaequeen? If so I and will do my best to help out with your recovery from it..^^

*She gives you a warm smile*

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oh my! Are you ok Seaqueen?

*She shakes her head*

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Ah yes it's always been a dream of mine to see cats get a wedgie.

(What-)

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Hi Sea Frost Fairy Queen!

"Um...Uh....errr....uh..."