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I laughed so hard at the reaction Sifuu had to me making a pin for Hodari

- it’s the ‘nearly spit out my ale’ part for me cX

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Those who live in glass houses something something

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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Illustration for Cup rune over by amazing surveycorpsjean on ao3 <3

If you haven't read this story yet... What are you waiting for, GO READ IT NOW

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“Hell no, I could kill you where you stand. I’m no pet, I’m a married man.”

THIS. THIS IS WHY EPIC IS GOING PLACES. THIS WHY ODYSSEUS IS THE SINGLE MOST AMAZING PROTAGONIST EVER. THIS ONE LINE. DO YOU KNOW WHY???

Alexander Hamilton, protagonist of the hit musical of the 2010’s: How could I say no to her? My wife will never know. No one has to know.

Also Alexander: This is the only way to protect my legacy. The Reynold’s Pamphlet.

Odysseus: Hell no, I could kill you where you stand. I’m no pet, I’m a married man.

Also Odysseus: You plotted to kill my son. You planned to rape my wife. All of you are going to die.

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My early Christmas present to you:

The brothers letters, you’re welcome~ :3

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So NONE of you were going to tell me that we can hear Steb chuckling on his Teamfight Wiki?!

Got me giggling and kickin my feet over here tf

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ARCANE SEASON TWO BUT ITS ALL STEB!!!

STEB NATIONNNNNNN I HOPE THIS INCLUDES ALL SCENES WITH STEB!!!!! If I missed anything.... I'm sorgy :(

I wanna make a version where I annotate some scenes for funsies too so uh yay

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just got a steb x jinx edit on tiktok oh we are SO BACK BABY

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"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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World's fattest pigeon just walked by me #trainstation #blessed