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Hoes mad

(Byleth, who's that.)

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put a shirt on you weirdo

No.

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Introducing the PGP Homestuck Community Survey - please fill it out and share this with your friends in various parts of the fandom!

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Have another one, I guess! Rest assured that my second attempt is just as amateurish as the last. I noticed the audio quality changes here and there, as well as a couple tiny off-script moments, but otherwise I think it went fairly well, my weird inflection aside.  

Credit where credit is due...

Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie and Viz Media.

Hiveswap, Hauntswitch and the Hiveswap Friendsim all belong to Andrew Hussie and are made by the What Pumpkin team.

The soundtrack, "fortnite funny moments epic fails episode 413" (what a title), is by James Roach.

Voice recording done by with a Yeti Blue microphone.

Audio editing done with Audacity.

Video capture done with OBS Studio.

Audio + Video combining done with Lightworks.

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I did a thing. A Homestuck thing. Hrmmm. 

Check description on YouTube for additional thoughts and credit. 

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(this blog still taking asks or being updated? it been a while, still would not hurt to send one regardless) i notices you seem to be confident in your overall combat abilities and skills as a Assassin, so i wonder if you heard about the various characters from earth collection of video games and how you would fare fighting them? also as a added challenge you have to fight them in their world/game/turf do tasen/komato have video games of their own and would you fight the things from those too?

(To be honest, no, not really using this account for RP anymore, really just for lurking and socialing 'cause I'd prefer not to use Facebook and/or MySpace. The only reason I haven't changed the name is because there are other Iji blogs out there who have not changed their names as well. That's not to say my passion for the game has dimished; just my want to RP.)

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[This ask has been corrupted and, instead of displaying text, plays an audio clip of a man repeatedly yelling "Get a load of this!" while muffled versions of awful MIDIs play in the background for at least three hours.]

(He walks away from the terminal after three seconds, wondering on whether he should password-encrypt some of his ship's tech.)

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Do the Komato also have socks? And did you steal Iji's socks?

More or less yes and no. The things on my feet are hard on the outside and soft on the inside, and why would I even bother stealing the Anomaly's socks if they won't fit? Komato feet are much too long for human footwear. - Asha

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asha, do you ever skip on arm day?

I... sort of get the joke here and am vaguely insulted by it. - Asha

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AshaXJamine. I ship it.

(Asha doesn't even respond, tired of the trolling.)

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What's your opinion on Hollow Knight? That Hornet character seems sort of like you in a way...

Again, I don't know who and what either of those are. You all ought to stop assuming that I know of your human media series or that I would care to be made aware of them. - Asha

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hey asha! what's your opinion on hot drinks

Exquisite. The sensation of such painfully hot liquid sliding down the throat is like nothing else in this existence! - Asha

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I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR! IT'S WALUIGIIIIII!

I can almost guarantee you that I do not. - Asha

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I haven't taken part in it myself, but Christopher Robin is part of a virtual interactive experience called Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby. A test of reaction and intuition, in the beginning it may come off as a childish toy; but as one progresses through it, you'll meet challenges far greater than the ones before them, and then ones greater still. Most consider the final level- Christopher Robin- to be impossible, downright unfair. It would be an elite few who have beaten him, if any at all.

Why would there be such a high challenge ceiling in a game designed with children almost exclusivly in mind? Strange... - Asha

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hey asha, have you seen the video with iosa and the tasen scout?

Do I even want to know? Probably not... - Asha

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What do you think of fiction?

What is there to have an opinion on? It's just... around, and any kind of opinion I form would be overgeneralization by default. - Asha