astarions-autistic-caprisun
astarions-autistic-caprisun
Celebrimbor's Wife⁠
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MDNI: 21 Asexual Biromatic You're just mad that my presence is haunting and off-putting while yours isn't.
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I love the Tolkien Fandom, I really do. But by the Anuir are there some major racists and homophobes in it. Like holy fuck nuggets.
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 2 months ago
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 2 months ago
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 2 months ago
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I am Celebrimbor. Celebrimbor is me.
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TROP x social media text posts (screenshots via cap-that.com) (my other trop memes)
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 2 months ago
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@valar-did-me-wrong
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TROP characters' responses to "if I was a worm"
My other TROP memes
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 2 months ago
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We all know that he is, in fact, not okay.
Elrond: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.
Gil-galad: Are you okay?
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 3 months ago
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Same vibe as;
Rook: Wanna come to my chambers?
Lucanis: Yeah, sure.
Rook: Bring protection.
Lucanis, visibly distressed: Why what's up there?
Rook: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? ;) Lucanis: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 3 months ago
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@valar-did-me-wrong
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The Rings of Power sims 4 crack version
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 3 months ago
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I just saw on TikTok under an Annatar edit where he's crying - you know the scene - that people actually feel bad for him. Say what you want about the show, but I find it utterly hilarious that people are feeling bad for Annatar of all people😭✋🏻 Like girlypop- are you aware of this man's crimes???
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 4 months ago
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No one can top this-
Guys, what if Sauron's ring was just really cringe and filled the wearers head with brainrot, and that's why they go crazy?
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 4 months ago
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Literally, most pairings in Tolkienverse
some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 4 months ago
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Guys, what if Sauron's ring was just really cringe and filled the wearers head with brainrot, and that's why they go crazy?
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 4 months ago
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Realistically, I know how Annatar manipulated Celebrimbor into being his friend, but the parasites in me say that he sang Friend Like Me from Aladdin and Celebrimbor folded like a wet napkin in a hurricane.
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astarions-autistic-caprisun · 4 months ago
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Every time I lose an edit of my babygirls (grown ass men), an angel losses its wings.
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