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seeing tumblr memes outside of tumblr is like hearing your obscure mother tongue being spoken outside your family

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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I love the fact that in the jacinto el grande meme, the vampire is immune to the cross because his ancestors were Jewish which implies that vampires are weak to the cross because of religious guilt

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Brooo imagine being the only aroace person in the entire omegaverse

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Snapcube has two moods:

Rebecca Parham and Duke Nukem

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The only unironic context in which you can speak in a London accent is when doing an impression of Jeremy Clarkson or winston chruchill

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they call me mr. bean the way i don't talk most of the time

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Can the science side of tumblr please explain why I can't propel my car with a giant magnet

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Sometimes, when I get intrusive thoughts, I say shit like "I can't do that" or "not possible" like a fuckin point'n click protagonist

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Fuck country balls or country humans. I WANT COUNTRY ANIMALS.

I want a lion fighting a unicorn while a dragon eats popcorn with a hare. I want a buffalo arguing with a beaver and a golden eagle

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Farewell online privacy

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Guys, the only way you can counter the pm seymour curse is by actively wanting him to reply to your posts and having a pre-orchestrated plan/quip in case he does

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the only situation where you can unironically tip your hat and say 𝒎'𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒚 is if you were leading your lady to your carriage going to the annual gala while you were wearing a full tailcoat and tophat in the 19th century

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Don't mind me just emptying out my drafts

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The two parallels of getting rejected from art school:

Hitler and Wikihow artist

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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse