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[astlin]

"I mean, I don't want to tell you what to do."

*Continues to tell us what to do*

[astlin]

Been told to be at the hospital at 10, got there at 9:30, still waiting for a room at 12:00.

I'm hungry and bored :(

[astlin]

The term "preferred pronouns" is so weird, I mean I don't have "preferred" pronouns, I have pronouns just like I don't have a "preferred" name but a name.

[astlin]

When I say "Men are [assholes/bad/jerks/aggressive/etc.]" this usually includes all men who feel attacked by this statement and excludes those who agree.

[astlin]

In a different universe, we would have been lovers.

[astlin]

I'm having an existential crisis because I got undiagnosed with autism after like ten years, help.

[astlin]

I've got my dads' anger at everything and my moms' helplessness about that anger.

[astlin]

So I've had an idea for protecting women.

It goes like this: get a really masculine™️ looking man for advertising. He'll upload videos on social media on his Alpha Male account about how this Alpha Male Training made him an Alpha Male, he grew a beard after the training, got strong and no woman ever rejected him afterwards.

Men who are dangerous for women will sign up for the training, most likely not reading/not caring about the general terms and conditions they'll have to accept while signing up.

These problematic individuals will show up for their Alpha Male Training and find.... a bunch of feminist. They'll want to back out but they'll learn that when they want to cancel the training, they'll have to pay horrendous feas (the same goes for talking about it to people who aren't part of the program) that will be donated to aid organisations for women (women's refuges etc.)

So most of them will stay because they don't have enough money to leave. And then they'll learn about feminism, the dangers of being a woman and everything else they've ever ignored.

After the program they'll get a bouquet of their favourite flowers and some flyers with adresses they can turn to when they find it difficult to navigate their misogyn friendships etc.

So, who's in?

[astlin]

Me: "I'm the worst person alive, every other human is better than me."

Also me: "I feel sorry for every person who is not me because they'll never experience to be as funny as I am."

[astlin]

My mom: *gossiping with a person she just met about fat people.*

My mom: "Yeah and I'm lucky that all my children are thin."

Me: "You know that I have an eating disorder, right?"

[astlin]

Me, walking past a group of teenagers/young adults, looking at the ground because I'm scared of getting harassed.

One of them: "Ehm, ehhh what gender???"

Me, smiling at the ground.

[astlin]

I found out if I don't eat anything during PMS/PMDS I don't throw up either, yeay.

[astlin]

Me: *being suicidal*

Also me: "No need to worry, it's one of my usual PMS symptoms"

[astlin]

Sorry for having symptoms of mental illnesses. It's caused by my mental illnesses.

[astlin]

It's kinda cute and really AMAB of my brother that he asks me if I want him to call a doctor on me every time I show symptoms of PMS or menstruation.

[astlin]

My suicide thoughts: 📈

Me: guess I'll get my period in 1-2 weeks

[astlin]

I want to cut my skin open and bend my ribs away so I can take out my beating heart and offer it to you as a sign of my never ending love.