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i found out

If you tape a cat with buttered toast together, what side does it fall on?

hold on let me grab kat ill find out

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GUYS KAUAI HATES STARFOLK THEY ARE RACIST SHE IS RACISM I AM CALLING HER OUT RIGHT NOW

MY ACCOUNT IS A KAUAI HATE PAGE

THIS IS NOT YOUR SAFE SPACE KAUAI!!

I AM KAUAIPHOBIC

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eerm..? ehrrrm?? arurum??????????? AARURM??????

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If you tape a cat with buttered toast together, what side does it fall on?

hold on let me grab kat ill find out

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what is ligma

smiles.

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what would you do if there was a spider in your house

eat it

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this is a cap hate post

i fucking hate cap

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OKAY HI GUYS WSG ITS CAP AND ASTRX LEFT HIS PHONE ON HIS DESK so naturally like a good roomie i nabbed it

HE HAS A FREAKING TUMBLR?? 💀💀💀💀

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thsi guy is a huge nerd !!!!!!!!!!! (hi mercury) lets all collectively pretend i know how to use tumblr

mercury merc merc mecr me mr emcr m

are you a gaslight a gatekeep or a girlboss

aksing for a friend

wait how do i ask anonymously

fuckwait

nfuuck

All of the above 😎

(Also there should be a button you press if you wanna ask anonymously)

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how do i flirt to pretty girls and whatnot

first u gotta make contact with a woman

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CAN WE GO DO SOMETHING FUN PLSPLSPLS >w<

when where what huh

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do you have tips on how i can be as buff and as strong as you are

um basically just be cool and sexy all the time and youll magically get huge biceps and a six pack on your six packs and on your pecs actually because thats what i look like irl

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people ask me why im short like wht the fuck do you expect me to say

oh sorry i shrank in the washing machine the other day

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would u guys still love me if i was a subcorporeal anticathartic pandemonium inducing otherworldly deity that waged moral war against its own kind for shits and gigs

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guys i feel kinda cute today

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i will be exploding (joyfully)

YOU LITERALLY DIDNT TEXT ME AT ALL FOR A WHILE AND I WAS GETTING WORRIED UGHHHGGJH SHAKES YOU!!!!!! >_<"

BUT YEYEYEY tumblr! i dont know how to use this but kat taught me how to change my profile so im busy making it look glamorous @w@

AEAGSDUSMALICMLAODJD,SOWI <3333

OMG WAIT TAK??????????????????????? HIHIIHIHIHI >w< <3<3 <3

OMGMGGOG TUMBLRRLRRR hold on let me figure out how tofollow you eeeeEEEEEEE •o•

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AEAGSDUSMALICMLAODJD,SOWI <3333

OMG WAIT TAK??????????????????????? HIHIIHIHIHI >w< <3<3 <3

OMGMGGOG TUMBLRRLRRR hold on let me figure out how tofollow you eeeeEEEEEEE •o•