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me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

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me, randomly, at 3am: i. must clean my room. and try on some outfits. and then i should draw something. it will be beautiful. also i should make a pot of rice ….!!!!!!!! i have never felt this alive

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gudetama as sailor moon doodle

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ME when my mom won;t tell, me what we are having for dinner

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aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

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You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

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if the moon & the ocean fought who would win 

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friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns?  me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans

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when will snapchat let me have a cute flower crown or some butterflies in my hair without also whitening my skin and narrowing my nose and jaw in some kind of creepy racist infantilising attempt at beautification

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me, a cynical gay, watching other gays date and fall in love 

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my advice to everyone in relationships: just talk to them! communication is key. let them know what you are feeling & that way you can work it out.

me: almost never says what i’m feeling, struggles with openness as a concept, lacks initiative