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The Signs & Shrek Quotes

Shrek (2001) Edition Aries: “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Taurus: “We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” Gemini: “That must be Lord Farquaad’s castle… Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?” Cancer:  “[hiding in the toilet] Go away!” Leo: “All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a ‘noble steed.’ She thinks I’m a steed.” Virgo: “I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.” Libra: “By night one way, by day another / Thus shall be the norm / Till you receive true love’s kiss / Then, take love’s true form.” Scorpio: “Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?” Sagittarius: “Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!” Capricorn: “I’m not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world…” Aquarius: “I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I’m a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?” Pisces: “You can’t do this to me, Shrek, I’m too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich…?”

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Aquarius

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The Signs & Mr. Peabody and Sherman Quotes

Aries: “[sniffing his armpit] Oh! Oooh. That is the smell of victory.” Taurus: “[repeated line] I don’t get it.” Gemini: “I’ve never been there before, so it’s probably not as messed up.” Cancer: “Careful, Sherman… It’s a booby trap.” Leo: “Eat my bronze, you Trojan dogs!” Virgo: “[to an infant] No, Sherman, not ‘Da-da’. You shall call me Mr. Peabody. Or, in less formal moments, simply Peabody.” Libra: “I’m not Penny anymore. Now, I’m Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile. (…) I’m gonna have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding.” Scorpio: “[italian accent] Leonardo. Tell’a me one thing I have’a to smile about.” Sagittarius: “I take orders from no man! Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!” Capricorn: “You know what they say… ‘If at first you don’t succeed, Troy, Troy again’.” Aquarius: “Children are not machines, Peabody. Believe me, I tried to build one. Oh! It was creepy.” Pisces: “[with enthusiasm] Yeah, Mr. Peabody. It turns out I’m not a complete and total loser, after all.”

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“I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in.”

— William Shakespeare | Capricorn Mars

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“All, everything that I understand, I only understand because I love.”

— Leo Tolstoy | Libra Venus

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“I’m like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don’t even belong to each other.”

— Breakfast at Tiffany’s | Sagittarius

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The Signs & The Emperor’s New Groove Quotes

Aries: “When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye. Bye-bye!” Taurus: “It’s my birthday gift to me. I’m so happy.” Gemini: “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. “I’m gonna lead you down the path that r o c k s.” Cancer:  “I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures. Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeakin’?” Leo: “I’m the Emperor, and as such, I’m born with an innate sense of direction. Okay, where am I?” Virgo: “That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.” Libra: “Break it down? Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.” Scorpio: “Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.” Sagittarius: “Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. What can I say? I’m a rebel.” Capricorn: “…Well, he ain’t getting any deader! Back to work.” Aquarius: “Oh, he’s doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.” Pisces: “See, just like I said, I’m the victim here! I didn’t do anything, and they ruined my life and took everything I had.”

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The Signs & Oscar Wilde Quotes

Aries: “I can resist anything except temptation.” Taurus: “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” Gemini: “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Cancer: “Memory is the diary we all carry about with us.” Leo: “I am one of those who are made for exceptions, not for laws.” Virgo: “I know. In fact, I am never wrong.” Libra: “You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” Scorpio: “You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.” Sagittarius: “Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.” Capricorn: “Each of us has heaven and hell in him.” Aquarius: “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” Pisces: “Illusion is the first of all pleasures.”

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The Signs & SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

Aries: “Haven’t you heard, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world!” Taurus: “I’m not gonna let them ruin the rest of my Sunday.” Gemini: “Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretely.” Cancer: “Gary, go away, can’t you see I’m trying to forget you?!”   Leo: “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” Virgo: “[french narrator voice] Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying.” Libra: “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” Scorpio: “This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.” Sagittarius: “Well, first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem.” Capricorn: “Hmm, a five-letter word for happiness… money.” Aquarius: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma [thought bubble shows a carton of milk tipping over and spilling].” Pisces:  “Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?”

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“I scare myself to death That’s why I keep on running”

— Robbie Williams | Scorpio Moon

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call out post for the sun

too big and old -_- 

he always wake me 

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employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: well I’d say my Cancer Mars in 8th house

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Scorpio closely resembles the symbol of Virgo. These two signs are crucial in the experience of the human being. Through the tests in Scorpio wherein he proves to himself and to the world the reality of that which Virgo has veiled or hidden

(EA p. 56)

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Cancer placements

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

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i can't stop thinking about my ex physically haaaaaaaaaa like we BARELY scratched the surface physically when we were dating but he's so magnetic that i can't stop wanting him physically no mayywr how much i resent him lolololol idk what to do??

VERY old and probably not relevant anymore question, but maybe there are others in your position reading this, so I’m going to answer anyway!

Some would advice getting “closure”, but that could easily turn against you, as the hormone released during sex, oxytocin, will only make you bond with the guy more. RESISTANCE and AVOIDANCE is key in your situation. Keep your ex at a distance for a while. Distract yourself by doing other pleasant things. Put your energy into something productive! You will thank yourself in a few weeks–months time.

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Hi! So my best friend and I are into two libra guys and we know they like us but do you have any advice on how to give them the green light? Thank you!

Hello there! This is an old question, but maybe still relevant.

‘Libra guys’ doesn’t give me too much info to work with, but Libra Suns are generally easy to approach, and open to connecting with people. If I were to pursue one of them romantically, I’d probably invite him to a concert, play, movie, or exhibition — depends on mutual interests. If I wanted for him to ask me out, I’d just be openly flirty and charming towards him, and give him a chance to old-fashionedly court me.

Good luck, girls!

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When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?