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Noodles: “Yeet.”

Shake: “Yoted.”

Noodles: “Yeet!”

Shake: “Yoted!!”

Frylock: “I just want to know who threw Meatwad out the window.”

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Spaghettina: “Why am I not some child’s tender mother?”

Breadson: “Because you hate children and men find you to be a heartless shrew.”

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Noodles: “I need to go to the doctor! Can you book an appointment for me?”

Frylock: “Does 10 tomorrow work?”

Noodles: “No no I don’t need that many, just one.”

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Meatwad: (crying)

Vanilla: “I’m sorry Meatwad, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings… but are being a total doofus…”

Meatwad: “What’s new, you don’t even live here!”

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Shake: “My picture’s gonna be on posters when I’m a big star!”

Meatwad: “In horror movies?”

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(The Teens are at a mall, Shake and Noodles were talking to Santa)

Noodles: “Great, Shake you finished. What's your wish?”

Shake: “My wish is that the people of Seattle will stop paying any attention to the inane dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth!!”

Noodles: “Gee Shake, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.”

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Noodles: “Can I bother you for a second?”

Frylock: “You always bother me, but go ahead.”

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Meatwad: “I know you wanna to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.”

Frylock: “Believe me, I've thought about it.”

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Frylock: “Noodles, tell those Mooninites where they can stick their grapes.”

Noodles: “In the fridge!”

Frylock: “No, Noodles.”

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Shake: “I will do a lot of things, but admitting I’m cold to Frylock after he told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.”

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Carl: “Stop talking! It’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.”

Noodles: “Wow! Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!”

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Vanilla: “How do you usually get out of these types of messes?”

Shake: “We don't. We make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.”

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Shake: “We have everything under control.”

Carl: “Is that why everything is on fire?”

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Frylock: “I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.”

Shake (trying to stir his coffee serenely): “I prefer it with salt.”

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Frylock (answering a phone): “Hello, you’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.”

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Frylock: “I expected nothing and I was still let down.”

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Shake, scanning a menu: "What would you like?"

Shake: "A milkshake with two straws."

Vanilla, blushing: "Okay."

Shake: *putting both straws into his mouth* "Look at how fast I can drink this!"