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i feel seen professionally for the first time ever?? and i don't know how to react?? so we're just going to hope for the best

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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Happy Crowy Yule! It's a reall whose who of Yuletide.

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another cool thing is when you devour a book over the course of a handful of hours and it fucks you up and you just have to lie on the couch feeling like your brain went swimming for too long & only just came up from under the water. art is so good

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toronto's location in relation to bodies of water is highly dependent on the current orientation of the PATH

If you ever find yourself in Toronto, remember that you should not under any circumstances approach the P̶̲͖͊̏̄̌͜A̸̧͙̤̼̮͔̹̟͍̔̐͒̑̈́̂͝T̸̨̛̛͕͖͈͈͛̽̅̇̾H̶̡̛̟̞̝͉͂̑̀͋́͛̈́̾̅. Do not think about the P̶̲͖͊̏̄̌͜A̸̧͙̤̼̮͔̹̟͍̔̐͒̑̈́̂͝T̸̨̛̛͕͖͈͈͛̽̅̇̾H̶̡̛̟̞̝͉͂̑̀͋́͛̈́̾̅. It will know and it will seek you out. God help you.

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

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can't say that 2023 was my favorite

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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

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"adult who logs on and works themself into a furor over teenagers not having perfectly articulated opinions and thoughts on the world" is quickly becoming my least favorite genre of Poster Du Jour

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tidying

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