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There are two types of people in this world. The ones who watched Gilmore Girls and it led them to Supernatural, and the ones who watched Supernatural and then found out Jared played Dean in Gilmore Girls and headed over there

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I just used a sheet mask for the first time in my life. 10/10

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… I teach wilderness survival and lack the empathy required to save you. You may die, but I? I will live.

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

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That moment when you’re scrolling through a tag on ao3 and you come across a fic and you’re reading the tags and it sounds awesome, and then you’re scroll another centimetre and it’s in Polski. I don’t speak that 😭😭😭

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The true mood lol

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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A highly ventilated preventative measure, if you will

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

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Power move: name them something uncomfortable for the vets to say

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

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They used to what???

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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If anyone out there has read The Ranger’s Apprentice, and remembers Halt and Pauline’s wedding, this is the ideal outcome of the bores’ table

I think we should normalise "in-law brawl zones" at weddings. Like if your mom is rancid and sucks and your partner's mom is rancid and sucks, and you wouldn't really want to invite either of them, you could build them a little pen as a containment area, put them both in there, and they can tear each others' throats out without ruining anyone else's nice day.

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Just watched some dude attempt to shove a rolling armchair into the back of his car. It culminated in him sticking a glove on one of the wheels in some odd metaphor of a combo padding psych ward room and condom. In short, I am not unconvinced that I’m dreaming

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Lol my sister and I actually have dumbass scars. Mine is on my forehead from when I was playing a game of tag while reading a book and clotheslined myself on a metal pipe. Hers is from a game we made up as kids where the “mummy” has there eyes closed and has to tag the other players (sort of like a messed up game of marco polo where the person who’s it has to roleplay a mummy), and she was it and running on the concrete driveway and fully tripped on air and scraped her elbow bad enough that there’s still a good sized amount of scar tissue years later

More characters with sexy scars but not like 'brooding tragic backstory', more like 'im the dumbass God couldn't stop'

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Highly recommend the opening riff of Dancing Queen by ABBA as a caffeine substitute

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If anyone is ever interested, I have now BSed a shockingly coherent piece on wartime propaganda and subliminal conditioning and stimuli

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The entire concept of Just War is wild. Like, what do you mean people from the 1200s made little checklists of criteria so people could justify large scale self defense and differentiate it from fatal physical neighborhood beef?

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The college aesthetic is actually just perching on the arm of a sofa in a bra and sweats, high on caffeine at 1:30 in the morning while pretending to care enough about your classes to write two papers and a presentation all on the same thing while tracking the progression of time via repetitions of the entirety of the Mamma Mia soundtrack

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I feel like the average US driver probably has had the thought of “could I drift a military tank?” and has decided that they definitely could