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marauders as things my friends and i have said: sirius and remus are in an argument

Sirius: OH YOU ARE INEFFEABLE!!

Remus [confused]: ... I am too great to be expressed in words?

Sirius: What? Is that what that means?

Remus: What did you think it meant?!

Sirius: I just thought it was a less cussy way to say you're unfuckable...

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marauders as things my friends and i have said:

Remus: I'm smoking a cig and thinking about you

Sirius: Oh em gee, that's saur romatique!!

Remus [Putting out his cigarette out]: Alright [rolls his eyes and tries to get up]

Sirius [Holding onto Remus' shoulder to make him sit back down]: Sit the fuck down, I'm about to give you groundbreaking head

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marauders as things my friends and i have said

Sirius: Did you know Freddie Mercury had four extra teeth and it helped him with his singing range

Remus: Sirius it is 1AM in the morning, finish up your essay, it was due yesterday.

Sirius: But-

Remus: What did you even do yesterday when you were supposed to write this?

Sirius: ... Learning about Freddie Mercury's teeth

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Propaganda I AM falling for:

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whenever i think about simon ghost riley, i lowkey just imagine geralt of rivia from the witcher.

just me? okay...

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Being hot is 70% attitude and 30% knowing way too much about Sirius Black’s childhood trauma.

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❈ missed movie | d. l

teaser dave lizewski x reader warning, not proof-read, or complete (sorry (not really))

“Davie baby” You said happily as you jumped onto the sofa next to him while he was playing a video game with two of his best friends on the TV with his gaming console. Dave’s head turned before his eyes got to you. 

“Yes, my love” He answered, his attention on you instead of the game now. You smiled,

“I was thinking we watch a movie tonight, tomorrow’s a holiday and we can have a little movie date night” You smiled at him as you suggested the idea. He smiled at the enthusiasm in your voice and was about to reply but someone had said something in his headset, making him turn to the TV. 

He bit his lip softly, and turned back to you with a guilty expression on his face. Your smile faltered slightly and you purse your lips and tilt your head to the side, you knew either Todd or Marty had asked to play a few more rounds. 

And Dave was a people pleaser, he gave you a guilty look, and opened his mouth to say something but you beat him to it. 

“I’ll heat the popcorn and get the chips ready while you play a few more rounds?” You asked and shrugged. His eyes held the guilt and his lips turned into a sorry smile. 

“You are the best” He said simply, pecking your forehead quickly before turning to the TV, you rolled your eyes with a sad smile on your face, got up and walked to the kitchen to get the snacks ready. 

You understood why he wanted to play a few more rounds with his friends, he had been busy these past few weeks, his engineering internship and with his college classes, he had been booked, but now with thanksgiving break, he had gotten the chance to take a break. 

He had wasted the first Saturday and Sunday finishing up remaining work and packing his bags, then he spent the next five days at his parents house, visiting them for thanksgiving. You would have gone with him to visit your family too, but your boss didn’t let you.

Especially since restaurants were very busy during Thanksgiving time, and he needed you to work double the shifts – he did pay you extra and give you free turkey to take home. He was a nice boss, he even let you take home a small bottle of the finest wine in the restaurant for Thanksgiving day. 

You had spent the holiday alone in your apartment, Dave had called you late at night when he was in bed, ready to go to sleep just to catch up with you, but the call only lasted 5 or 10 minutes before he started snoring through the phone. His snores cut you off, and you ended the call, calling it a night yourself. 

You had woken up to 5 texts from him apologising for falling asleep and promising to spend all his time with you when he was back. Now that he was back, he wasn’t really doing that. You take the popcorn out of the microwave and pour it into a big bowl for the both of you to share.

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marauders as things my friends and i have said:

James: I'm a changed person!

Remus: No, same body, same organs, same brain-

James: Not same body! Body is tea now

Sirius [laughing]: Yeah, a teapot

James: throws his shoe at Sirius

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marauders as things my friends and i have said:

James [getting his essay back from Remus]: So what do you think?

Remus: It's good, the evidence you used was pretty good, but your argument itself was a bit vague

James [frustrated]: Why do we have to argue? Why can't we all just be friends!

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marauders as things my friends and i have said:

it's peter's birthday

Peter: Trust me, I love flowers, I would love to get flowers but like instead of walking past a flower shop and thinking about me, maybe walk past those shawarma food trucks and think about me. Also when you see chips, with extra garlic sauce, and maybe some pastries. Oooh especially the strawberry pastries. And maybe some cake too... yeah some chocolate cake. You know what I mean?

James [intently staring at peter]: Sooo no flowers?

Peter [shrugging]: I mean, wouldn't mind them, but yeah I guess.

James [looking behind him and shaking his head subtly]: See, I knew that, I just felt like you didn't know that yourself, and I wanted to remind you of what you like.

Remus and Sirius: throwing the flowers they had into the bin

Peter: What?

James: Uhh the Enlightenment, now don't mind me, but I have some things to do [takes his phone out to call the nearest shawarma place while walking away]

Peter [utterly confused]: The fuck?

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it was moony, WORMTAIL, padfoot and prongs, and i'm sick of people pretending it wasn't.

They wouldn't have put peter's name second in the list if he wasn't as much a part of the group as the other three. peter wasn't an afterthought, the marauders weren't a trio. yes, he betrayed them, but not until years later. years after the map had been made and years after they'd shared a dorm. they were just four best friends against the world - moony, WORMTAIL, padfoot and prongs.

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marauders as things my friends and i have said:

some words have been changed to fit the theme. pureblood = brown

Sirius: So then I was like, 'Yeah mum, I would marry someone for their money!' and then she was like, 'Okay at least marry someone who's pureblood' like ew, shut up you inbred cousin fucker.

Remus: ... I really, deeply, truly, believe you would benefit from therapy.

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James: And she said that she hated me, which I personally think is code for, 'I want you to try harder'

Remus: No, I think she just wants you to leave her alone

James: But she laughed at my joke!

Peter: I think she laughed at the way you hit your head against the pillar after you made the joke

James: But she had like this small smile on her face!

Sirius: If I may offer my opinion-

James [tensed]: Shut up you're French., go oui oui baguette somewhere else

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number one wolfstar shipper is sirius himself btw. if wolfstar has 100 fans sirius is one of them. if wolfstar has one fan sirius is that fan. if wolfstar has no fans sirius is dea— oh wait.

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marauders as things my friends and i have said

James [showing the ring he bought lily]: They said it's a 3 carat

Remus [Gasps]: God really?

Sirius [In awe]: How did you fit 3 carrots in that thing?

[An awkward silence]

James: Wait you're so right, how did it fit?

[Both Sirius and James examine the ring]

Remus [Tired of this bullshit]: For fucks sake.

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marauders as things my friends and i have said

Sirius: I'm nonchalant as fuck

Remus: I'm going to push you down the stairs and you're going to let out the biggest scream

Sirius: No? I'm nonchalant, so I'm barely going to reac-

Remus: pushes him lightly

Sirius [letting a girly scream]: REMUS DON'T YOU DARE!

Remus [laughing]: Nonchalant my ass.

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marauders as things my friends and i have said

Remus: And trust me, I love her to death, but sometimes I feel like-

Sirius [gasping]: WHY ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT HER?!

Remus: ...

Sirius: ...

Remus: ...

Sirius: tries to hold back a laugh

Remus: gets up to leave

Sirius [yelling and trying to grab onto Remus]: WAIT NO I NEED THE TEA, I'M SORRY!