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how about both "dingos" and both "cookies" go against eachother lol??? like fight to the death!!! >:)

this is an excellent question, anonymous! which group would win if these four fought to the death?

@aussie-menace-dingo and @sgm-dingoprescott

vs.

@ask-corporaltwins-141 and @ask-chef-cookie

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“You’d call anything ‘luvlay’, mate. I’ve seen what you brits eat!”

[Dingo folds his arms indignantly, grimacing slightly at the sheer bravado. Seriously, how can people eat that stuff. He’ll never understand British people.]

( she wanders into the mess hall with a greggs bag, pastry crumbs all over her chops. )

... What? Y'never seen a sausage, bean and cheese melt, bab?

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[Dingo just… stares for a moment. How messy can a person get while eating a damn pastry? And how did she get something from off base anyways? He’s maybe a teensy bit jealous.]

“No..? I don’t think I have? Sounds bloody disgustin’ too.”

( she wanders into the mess hall with a greggs bag, pastry crumbs all over her chops. )

... What? Y'never seen a sausage, bean and cheese melt, bab?

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“I know what’s good fr’me, and it’s pissin’ in your fuckin’ desk.”

“…Are you seriously not gonna do anythin’ ‘bout the two thats fuckin’ in the bathroom? They’re still goin’ at it. Loudly.”

- @aussie-menace-dingo

Tell me when they break somethin', then I'll care.

Use another bathroom.

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“I’m pissin’ in one of your desk drawers next time this happens. I swear t’god I will.”

“…Are you seriously not gonna do anythin’ ‘bout the two thats fuckin’ in the bathroom? They’re still goin’ at it. Loudly.”

- @aussie-menace-dingo

Tell me when they break somethin', then I'll care.

Use another bathroom.

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Dingo redesign / official ref!!! That boy has some melanin now!!!

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May I add this. IT IS SO DINGO. AH

I doubt i’ve said it before, but I heavily hc that Dingo sounds like the musician Tom Cardy. He just.. sounds like my stupid goober.

.. like????

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I doubt i’ve said it before, but I heavily hc that Dingo sounds like the musician Tom Cardy. He just.. sounds like my stupid goober.

.. like????

[aussie-menace-dingo]

“…I like the way you think Sergeant. Count me in on that. Maybe i’ll give ya a chance t’change my mind ‘bout cowboys.”

@aussie-menace-dingo

Now hol’ on, you ain’t a fan a’cowboys? S’a damn shame, we’re good people.

Get you’a gin n’cigarette N’maybe I could change y’r mind?

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Woah it says here you're a cutie patooty

I didn't even know they were testing for that.

“I- I am?”

[Stares for a solid ten seconds.]

“Uh-? Well of course I am! Ever seen anyone with a prettier face? I betchu haven’t!”

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“Hang on, boutta fix that for ya Sir.”

Don’t like the quiet.

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*eating your lunch*

“Eh- what the hell man? Gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me..”

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“Chicks love my autistic swag. I swear they do- hey where r’ya goin’? I swear i’m cool!”

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From @whitefoxsniper

So what Australia?

“Er.. i’m guessin’ y’meant where m’from aye?”

[checks sticky notes]

“Says ‘ere, Melbourne, hope that answers yer question mate!”

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“…Should I be concerned for the apples or somethin’? What the fuck..”

what's your favorite food?

apples. except for the ones that have delicious in the name. the demon of babylon disguises itself with the cloak of the righteous.

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[Dingo barely dodges is, getting a lovely dousing of hot, sticky coffee across his hair and shoulders. Looks like he is taking a shower today.]

“Bloody fuckin’ ‘ell-! What’s your damage commander?!”

Graves shoves open the door, notably shoeless, holding a cup of coffee like a live grenade. "Alright, which one of you no good bastards pissed in my boots?"

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[Dingo, currently biting back violent giggles and stuffing his knuckles into his mouth to stop himself from saying something incredibly stupid shakes his head.]

[It doesn’t help that he looks incredibly guilty right now too.]

Graves shoves open the door, notably shoeless, holding a cup of coffee like a live grenade. "Alright, which one of you no good bastards pissed in my boots?"