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Jason: I’m dating Roy

Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)

Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad

Bruce: Hmm (delighted)

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Bruce, introducing his kids at a family Interview: This is my eldest Dick, my second eldest Cassandra, then my son Jason, my second youngest Tim, and my youngest Damian

Bruce: That's my daughter-in-law Barbara, and my other daughter-in-law, Stephanie

Tim: ??? Steph and I broke up forever ago?? How is she your daughter-in-Law?

Stephanie: I may not be dating any of you anymore but I'm the State of daughter-in-law. Daughter-in-law is not a family title, it's the friends you make along the way

Jason: I'm not high enough for this shit

Golden boy Dick Grayson: Me fucking neither

Jason: what

Dick: what

Bruce: ??? What do you mean she's not my daughter-in-law anymore?? I was counting on her marrying into the family :C

Steph: Sorry B, unfortunately your son would rather kiss superbitch than me

Dick: TIM IS KISSING WHO NOW

Bruce: >:( We'll talk about that later, right now-

Tim: I don't think that's necess-

Bruce: We'll talk about that later. Right now can't any of you date her?? Jaylad, you're sin-

Steph: HELL NO

Jason, already on his second blunt: You're so funny, old man. I'm literally co parenting my best friends kid. I'm literallyyyy be gay do crime. Haha.

Dick: YOURE WHAT WITH WHO NOW

Bruce: CAN ANY OF YOU JUST DATE HER

Cass, slowly raising her hand like in Hunger Games: I volunteer

Bruce: ...

Tim: ...

Dick: ...

Bruce: This is why you're my favorite daughter 🥹

Cass: Father, I'm your only daughter

Tim: Untrue. I did drag one time, that has to count

Steph: Does this mean I have a girlfriend

Damian: This family is a disgrace

Interviewer: ...

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"byler shippers have an mlm fetish!" Me, a trans bisexual man looking at the milevens praying for a mileven sex scene:

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HOW YOU IS

HELLO

HEYYYY

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is that fucking Daniel Radcliffe

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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Obsessed with how they hit us with a turn around. When the last episode released everyone was freaking out about Ragatha abstracting, but now she’s kind of sorted through some of her feelings with Kinger and knows how she can proceed with her relationships. Whereas with the last episode, we all thought Jax was getting better or at least more open, developing a friendship with Pomni, talking about the others, etc, but instead we see how his mentality is that he needs to dehumanise himself and the others in order to cope with everything, and with his whole breakdown he’s likely moved up to the top of the list in terms of abstraction candidates. Love how this episode was about everybody (well mostly everyone) learning some form of self acceptance, and ALSO about absolutely destroying Jax.

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never too late

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HIIIII DADDD

I got a HAIRCUT today so I am doing AWESOME

Hold on, kid check in cuz a lot’s happening and I wanna check on them

@h34rt-decaying @ning-ningx300 @ender-afton @spagetroach @lesbianadhdchaos @kikidoesthings @cupcake4440 @tiredutaitenerd935 @adinosaurwithtinyarms @hyrulesshope @museyphobia @average-yaoi-enjoyer @1-somewhereupinthestars-1 @glitchheart1828 @aetea-the-sappho @bambienthralled

How’re all of you doing? Did you eat? Drink water? How’d you sleep? What’s one thing that made you happy today? Anything made you sad? Do you still wanna be my kid?

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(To the tune of Me and Michael) Me and Steven~~

@the-aftonsparv my dude you will NEVER believe what I bought today

His name is Steven :3

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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Am I Christian?

No

Do I want to put a cross on my wall for vampire hunter type vibes?

YES YES FUCK YESSSSS

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@the-aftonsparv my dude you will NEVER believe what I bought today

His name is Steven :3

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"do you remember the first day that we met? it was the first day of kindergarten. i knew nobody. i had no friends, and i just felt so alone and so scared…but i saw you on the swings, and you were alone, too. and i just walked up to you, and i asked. i asked if you wanted to be my friend. and you said yes. you said yes. it was the best thing i’ve ever done."

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thought this was funny for a sticker

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☆ metropolis kid!

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reblogs got turned off but this deserves preservation

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He is so trans (canon)