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The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

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Apparently there’s a “kids shouldn’t be allowed in grocery stores” thing being spread on TikTok because they might scream or run around and look yeah that’s annoying but at a certain point you’ve gotta just put up with kids being a little annoying in public. Sure the kid pouring milk in the isles is the fault of a shitty parent and should be asked to leave, but a single mom with an otherwise controlled by crying toddler isn’t doing anything wrong. I think you’ll live if someone’s two year old starts screaming in their arms in isle 3. It might be annoying but that mom is probably having a worse day than you

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ive had enough. no more poasts

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The world’s most moral army

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Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all

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my constant stream of thank yous and sorrys will save me from the ass beating i have coming for the crime of having needs

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just found out abt redacting & it seems like a great anti-AI tool. but also this means there’s already a whole new level to internet enshittification, isn’t there

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you could also try googling things and doing 1 ounce of personal research but you can also just say shit online i guess

do i know you

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"Fuck Zionism"

Seen in Sumeil, Tel Aviv/Yaffa

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yall have hopefully seen the tiktok already but just in case. if yall ever see this stuff in a gas station:

stay waaaaay the hell away.

it’s being marketed as an herbal energy drink, and it looks like one, but those herbs are kratom and kava, and it’s sending people to rehab. it’s very addictive, very expensive, and very easily available. it’s also ruining people’s lives. don’t touch that shit.

ok thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Okay so maybe someone else can help verify this but….. I don’t think…… this is real?

Roberto Ferri (b. 1978) - “Like Poison”

oil on canvas, 2023

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only 5 seconds

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tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:

if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"

if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"