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I’m trying to figure out how you’d say pup/puppy in elven.

The only two options I’ve been able to come up with is:

Dafen, or

Fen’len

I don’t think there’s a canon term for it, and I want to see what others think because I can’t decide on one lol.

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Guys I have too many headcanons for my Lavellan

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Fuck it I’m tired of Fen Harel centered plot lines.

New AU where solas really was just Some Fucking Guy(tm) who wandered the world alone as an apostate, learned magic from spirits, has no social skills, and knew too goddamn much somehow. “Oh but what happens to the fen harel persona OP, why does he leave at the end of inquisition-“ idk make shit up, go crazy. I know the writers in this fandom are insane give me non god solas, make the angst WORSE somehow, make us CRY

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I’M FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW

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Johanna presents her sinister invention for the first time...

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There is a splinter in Assan’s foot, you guys.

“Come on, boy,” his dad says. “It’s not that bad.”

Yes it IS.

He’s not even certain it’s a splinter. It feels more like an arrow…a spear…a whole TREE.

He rolls on the ground in agony, foot elevated to try and keep the blood from gushing from the wound.

“I’ve seen Neve with paper cuts worse than that.”

Father does not know what he’s talking about. He is mocking Assan’s pain.

Assan is nudged gently with the toe of his Dad’s boot.

“Don’t be such a baby.”

Assan screeches. Oh father is cruel! He does not care about Assan’s pain at all. Oh! Oh! He deserves imprisonment for a thousand years!

”What’s going on?!” says their friend who always smells like explosions, emerging from the trees that have caused Assan such pain. She is carrying a large, metal object over her shoulder. It is hissing and spitting. And Assan valiantly fights through his discomfort to hiss back at it.

She puts it down and it is quiet. Assan quiets as well. He has vanquished the metallic foe.

For now.

“Assan has a splinter in his foot,” his dad says.

Assan lifts the foot again to demonstrate, and wails.

“Oh,” says their friend, “it’s pretty big?.”

Assan screeches in agreement. But father is unmoved.

“He won’t even let me pull it out.”

“Oh, well, do you want me to try?”

Assan narrows his eyes suspiciously, and their friend recognizes his expression.

“Oooor not. Emmrich is coming up the path behind me, with Rook and Manfred. Maybe Assan would like him to try.”

MANFRED? Assan likes Manfred. He hasn’t seen Manfred since The Flight, when he was grounded indoors while his dad repaired his leg.

Assan gets to his feet and trots off.

Yes. He will find Manfred. Surely his skeleton friend, and Manfred’s dad, and their Leader, will be more understanding of his pain.

“Wow,” Bellara said, watching the griffon gallop off down the path. “He’s not even limping.”

“Mmhmmm,” said Davrin agreed, folding his arms comfortably across his chest.

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The fandom got horny again give me fluff fic recs please 😭😭

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heard a few people enjoyed the last silly cameo from gdl, so i am back to feed you with another!

this time we're isekai'ing the fucker

↑ credit for this one goes to homoslayer59 on x, who is the poster of the original tweet

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Ahhh yes, the duality of solavellan…

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need someone to stop me tbh....

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@peace-potatoes-and-dreams

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Anyways, I’m gonna come back in a year when hopefully everything has calmed down and people are sane again.

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“Sollavellan is the dragon age true canon”

My inquisitor lavellan was a MAN getting fucked RAW by DORIAN

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I’m kinda tired of the fanon interpretation of lavellan with no family or friends or meaning outside their LI so if you have a lavellan who still has a family and friends and hobbies please take this as a opportunity to talk about them in the tags of this post <3

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Yknow given all the baby fever I’ve seen a good amount of solasmancers have I’m surprised no ones ever asked trick weeks how solas would react to children…

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Holy shit Davrin doesn't believe in the fade

Is this like the Thedas equivalent of flat earth??