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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring
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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.
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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon
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I am not looking respectfully or otherwise. I amm dissociating you are in the way
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everything is a circle so we’ll be right back
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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things
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I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.
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They need to make a rubbing-your-hands-together emoji to express evil scheming and wicked glee.
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