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Parker Cannon can defend pop punk, literally.
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This is real hardcore. #terror #trappedunderice #fireandice #backtrack #cruelhand #harmsway #haveheart
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1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better) 2. Then add some lemonade. 3. Stir and serve with mint. 4. Be drunk.
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follow my new blog:
fu-tures.tumblr.com
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why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
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don’t call me daddy in bed call me mayor……..tell me how cute my town is
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I luh you
A nigga that dont love you (via nigga-are-you-even-kawaii)
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if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via cacophobix)
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the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
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It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…
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No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.
Anonymous (via sweetfilthpig)
Things men don’t understand #28464
(via izcon)
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